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#8601
12 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

That's a fucking pinned tweet if there was ever one to steal.

i've never really been a twitter guy, even though i've had an acct for a decade.  really just started being active over the past few months.

interacting with astros twitter can be a really satisfying bonding experience.  it really is us against the world and we represent well on social media.  color me impressed with the fact that we take zero shit, show zero contrition, and basically say fuck the haters.  helps that the team does what they do.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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#8602

so i love lance, and he's always been great at home, and iirc, good in day games.  but something tells me we're gonna need to hit today.

and need 6 outta lance.

#8609

the triggered responses from idiot fanbases with colossally dumb takes about Correa and Altuve being scared of 1) facing other players or 2) being booed by fans is worth some afternoon microwaved popcorn. 

 

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#8610
9 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

the triggered responses from idiot fanbases with colossally dumb takes about Correa and Altuve being scared of 1) facing other players or 2) being booed by fans is worth some afternoon microwaved popcorn. 

 

My favorite take is that this is a slap in the face to the fans.... who didn't vote them into the game.

#8612
Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

My favorite take is that this is a slap in the face to the fans.... who didn't vote them into the game.

Lol yeah the only fans that give a fuck about them are the Astros fans, and I highly doubt the majority give any fucks about them playing in it.  

MLB Radio was giving a news update earlier and they said "Correa won't play in the game......also Altuve will not play in the game." Then they went to a whole other topic, then came back with "Unlike Correa, Brandon Crawford will be attending the All Star game"  ummm ok weird flex crybaby.  

#8614
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol yeah the only fans that give a fuck about them are the Astros fans, and I highly doubt the majority give any fucks about them playing in it.  

MLB Radio was giving a news update earlier and they said "Correa won't play in the game......also Altuve will not play in the game." Then they went to a whole other topic, then came back with "Unlike Correa, Brandon Crawford will be attending the All Star game"  ummm ok weird flex crybaby.  

"First-time dad wants to spend time with his pregnant wife" would be a feel-good story for 99% of the players in the league.  But orange team bad.

#8624

Let's go ahead and demoralize these fucks some more....cruising along K'ing everyone and now lets just take it from them.  

#8626

They brought in their closer for a 6 out save?  

Melvin is bugging so bad right now.  

 

(Unless they swapped and Diekman is now going to close)

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#8628

And because they are all 0-4 Dusty decides to punish them by putting Joe Smith on the mound lol

#8634
21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

They brought in their closer for a 6 out save?  

Melvin is bugging so bad right now.  

 

(Unless they swapped and Diekman is now going to close)

Flipped them so Diekman would pitch to Yordan and Tucker.

#8637

Damn, a sweep would have been nice. 

Lost it by the 4th batter of the game.

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#8639

yeah especially if we could've earned the sweep on a walkoff after getting dominated by Montas all day long. 

that would've been a painful loss for Oakland. Ah well, time to fuck up the Yankees. 

#8646
9 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I'm not saying we should have paid him. I get it. But I do miss him:

 

Yep.. I try not to be sad George is gone, just glad George happened. 

#8647
15 hours ago, Viper said:

 

They are protecting those poor pitchers…

 

automate that shit and stop fucking around.

#8648

Just checking in this morning to say....

FUCK THE YANKEES

FUCK CHAPMAN

FUCK JETER

FUCK AROD

FUCK ESPN

FUCK JOE TORRE

FUCK BOONE

FUCK JUDGE

FUCK DINGLEBERRY WHO HITS THE DUGOUT WITH HIS BAT

FUCK HELOBODORK

FUCK JAY Z

FUCK LEBRON

FUCK ODOR

FUCK THEM ALL

 

#8650
3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So there is a 100% chance that Yankee fans try to start a "fuck Altuve" chant in our ballpark tonight.  Gonna be a wild weekend.

Yeah typically I am not really down with people doing profanity around kids at sporting events etc., but this is thunderdome this weekend.  if I don't hear a FUCK THE YANKEES chant on tv I will be disappoint.  

 

(and spare me the "we are better than that" shit....no we aren't....chant it for 3 innings straight) 

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