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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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#18055

Fuck Blue Ribbon beer
Fuck deep dish pizza
Fuck Candy Man
Fuck Ferris Buehler
Fuck Oprah
Fuck Capone 
Fuck Siskel and Ebert 
Fuck the Smashing Pumpkins 
Fuck Wayne’s World 
Fuck every John Hughes movie 
Fuck the Blues Brothers 
Fuck the Sears Tower
Fuck Married With Children 
Fuck the 1893 World’s Fair
Fuck the Navy Pier
Fuck Michigan Ave
Fuck homicide 
Fuck R. Kelly
Fuck Lincoln Park
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Fuck their wind
Fuck 1920’s speakeasies 
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Fuck Chicago the musical
Fuck Kanye West’s birthplace
Fuck Frank Thomas
Fuck Robin Ventura
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Fuck Comiskey 

#18060
1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Correa scorched Tepera and Radon in the post-game interview....fucking love it!!!

Link ?????

#18061
Correa scorched Tepera and Radon in the post-game interview....fucking love it!!!
What did he say? Hopefully something along the lines of "How does Tuve's dick taste"
#18063
Just now, UTHornFan014 said:
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Correa scorched Tepera and Radon in the post-game interview....fucking love it!!!

What did he say? Hopefully something along the lines of "How does Tuve's dick taste"


they fucked around and found out !!!!

#18066
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Correa scorched Tepera and Radon in the post-game interview....fucking love it!!!

I need this now

#18069
1 minute ago, UTHornFan014 said:
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Correa scorched Tepera and Radon in the post-game interview....fucking love it!!!

What did he say? Hopefully something along the lines of "How does Tuve's dick taste"

Mentioned how many runs we scored in Houston and Chicago and how Chicago had better OPS and numbers at home 

Just said they don’t know facts 

#18079
1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Frank is useless and he knows it.  Maybe he quits unless he needs the money.  

He does dick pill commercials.  He either needs the money or wants it really bad.

#18080

FIVE.

 

 

STRAIGHT.

 

 

LCS.!!!!!

 

 

Do you young'uns have any idea how lucky you are to be alive as an Astros fan? We suffered forever and had a few GREAT teams with Hall of Fame players that always fell short. Do not take any October for granted, ever. 

#18081
Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Tony LaRussa can go sit on a rusty knife. GTFO with this shit09c1e1ea0ee8d9553c42ff7cbc287e73.jpg


that was old school dusty I hope !!

don’t start none, won’t be none !!!!

#18082
2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

the set only needs Alex as a # 2 guy to Papi.   Frank is useless and he knows it.  Maybe he quits unless he needs the money.  

Plus his beloved White Sox just took one up the ass.

#18085

So I only saw like the last 3-4 innings. Who all got hit, besides Abreu late? I had the feeling that was retaliation, but the stream kept cutting out, so I never got the backstory from earlier in the game.

Oh, and LaRussa's a fucking bitch. Always has been. Fuck that puto. Abreu stands on top of the plate. Sure, go ahead, but when you get hit, shut the fuck up.

Edited by wood

#18086
Just now, wood said:

So I only saw like the last 3-4 innings. Who all got hit, besides Abreu late?

That's it. That's the tweet.

#18087
3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

FIVE.

 

 

STRAIGHT.

 

 

LCS.!!!!!

 

 

Do you young'uns have any idea how lucky you are to be alive as an Astros fan? We suffered forever and had a few GREAT teams with Hall of Fame players that always fell short. Do not take any October for granted, ever. 

I was at Game 1 in 1986.

I saw our season ended like 14 times by the Braves.

I saw the NLCS against the Cardinals we shoulda had in '04.

I saw us swept by the White Sox in the WS in '05.

Hell no, don't ever take this for granted.  This is a great time to be an Astros fan.

And I still believe we're gonna be in the mix for a long time.  A lot of people said the window closed after 2019.  Bullshit.  That was year 3 of a 10-year run.

Edited by TexArcher

#18089
6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

I tried to upload a longer part of it but the network wasn't having it. He also said he knew Rodon wanted to pound his chest for the fans again so he was ready for the heater. 

Then he pounded HIS chest

#18093

Sparky was calling out all the beat guys/media waiting with him for the players to come out and said Chandler Rome was there "being as positive as possible."  Lulz.

#18094
1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I tried to upload a longer part of it but the network wasn't having it. He also said he knew Rodon wanted to pound his chest for the fans again so he was ready for the heater. 

Then he pounded HIS chest

"kid needs to show the facts ... or you know what else he needs to do".

My man.

#18095
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I was at Game 1 in 1986.

I saw our season ended like 14 times by the Braves.

I saw the NCLS against the Cardinals we shoulda had in '04.

I saw us swept by the White Sox in the WS in '05.

Hell no, don't ever take this for granted.  This is a great time to be an Astros fan.

And I still believe we're gonna be in the mix for a long time.  A lot of people said the window closed after 2019.  Bullshit.  That was year 3 of a 10-year run.

As long as Crane owns this team we’ll be fine. Unlike previous owners he likes to win and does what needs to be done for the most part.

#18096
4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

That's it. That's the tweet.

Yeah I have no idea what this means.

#18098
3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Sparky was calling out all the beat guys/media waiting with him for the players to come out and said Chandler Rome was there "being as positive as possible."  Lulz.

that is fucking perfect

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