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3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I want the Braves. Payback for Biggio, Bagwell and the rest of the 90s Astros who could never beat those bastards in the playoffs.

Same.  Plus homefield would be nice.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So is mine. 

Followed 30 seconds later by the obligatory and hysterical "OH MY GOD ARE THOSE GUNSHOTS" neighborhood group post. 

Nextdoor gunna Nextdoor.

Just be glad no one want prayers for their Spouses cancer….

Rachel Dratch Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

And didn't Kike finish something like 1 for his last 14?  Threw that motherfucker into an ice chest.

Love you guys. Never as a kid would i dream thatd id see my Astros make it to 4 world series. Such a team series win.

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5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I want the Braves. Payback for Biggio, Bagwell and the rest of the 90s Astros who could never beat those bastards in the playoffs.

I could have sworn we beat them in the NLDS/NLCS a time or two back in the early 2000s

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In 2017 shed a tear thinking of my dad, grandads wishing they were here to see this. Its no different tonight. Im beyond grateful, blessed to have made so many memories of astros baseball with my son. As a life long Houston sports im beyond words to express my happiness. Im excited and happy for everyone who has suffered hard times as a houston sports fan.

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AR, bitch AJ Hinch would have got here

Sparky- there are squirters here

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Will Marwin be on the world series roster with Myers hurt?

36 minutes ago, APMP said:

Every one of you beautiful bastards needs to be praying, superstitioning, Jobuing, whatever it takes to get Lance's arm/elbow healed up in time.

Superstitions? I was watching UCF vs  Memphis while Red Sox were at bat.  When I changed that game to something else is when there was 2 on no outs and three straight strike outs happened for the Astros. So changed it back and even when that POS game ended I would rewind it and watch it again while the Red Sox were at bat.

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Lmao correa eating

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Sparky - Did you guys want a day off to golf and watch college football tomorrow?

Huge thank you and tip of hat to Framber and Luis for what the game they pitched

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Sparky to Stanek - Was your beard inspired by Joe Dirt?

Superstitions? I was watching UCF vs  Memphis while Red Sox were at bat.  When I changed that game to something is when there was 2 on no outs and three straight strike outs happened for the Astros. So changed it back and even when that POS game ended I would rewind it and watch it again while the Red Sox were at bat.
Thank you for your sacrifice

When does the roster have to be set ?

im guessing no LMJ or Meyers 

 

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The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff.

Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, with my phone capturing the TV. We watched this clincher together as well, till 5:30 am his time.

This is our team. Fuckin’ a.

Strommy said he's going to celebrate by hugging his french bulldog tonight

When does the roster have to be set ?
im guessing no LMJ or Meyers 
 

Tuesday. I suspect you are right. I’d expect Bielak and ?. Praying for a miracle with LMJ


Strom: the injury to Garcia necessitated a mechanical change. We looked at why is his knee bothering him . So we worked on his back foot and he’s throwing 97/98. Without the injury he’s still 92-93

"Astros timeline: From sign-stealing scandal to another World Series"

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PLEASE SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSES, ASTROS


Strom: the injury to Garcia necessitated a mechanical change. We looked at why is his knee bothering him . So we worked on his back foot and he’s throwing 97/98. Without the injury he’s still 92-93

So he changed his mechanics because his knee got hurt and is now fucking dominant. This is like Rookie of the Year
2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

We are.  Just scoring 1 is enough.

This aged quite well.

Stros baby!!!

I NEVER DOUBTED!!!

What a time to be alive!

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff.

Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, with my phone capturing the TV. We watched this clincher together as well, till 5:30 am his time.

This is our team. Fuckin’ a.

In 2019 I was watching at a tailgate after Texas almost got Tom Herman fired for losing to Kansas at home.

51 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

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My god that is an awesome name for a beer. You should be able to buy that in southern Italy. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

In 2019 I was watching at a tailgate after Texas almost got Tom Herman fired for losing to Kansas at home.

I was watching at a bar full of barely worn NYY hat fans in Antigua, Guatemala. Lot of shit talking at me by strangers until the Altuve HR. 

Castro has been clutch AF for the last month, but I never want to hear anyone bitching about Machete’s bat again.  Dusty pulling the right strings.  

12 minutes ago, beer said:

My god that is an awesome name for a beer. You should be able to buy that in southern Italy. 

There are still some dusty bakers in Pompeii. 

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