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6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

That’s why you bunt. Goddammit Dusty.

Our manager has been around since baseball was invented and doesn’t know when to bunt 

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  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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GOD FUCKKING SHIT COCK CUNT BALL TWAT ASSHOLE

Between Altuve turning out of the way of a HBP with the bases loaded and Taylor Jones falling on his ass backwards trying to catch a foul pop, the Astros lost the chance to win a series against the Padres.

 

Straw on second with top of the order coming up.   I try not to get sucked in, but here I am. 

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Straw on second with top of the order coming up.   I try not to get sucked in, but here I am. 

 

he's so fast, he might steal 3rd and home...............................on the same pitch

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Straw on second with top of the order coming up.   I try not to get sucked in, but here I am. 

ITS OVAH

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Straw on second with top of the order coming up.   I try not to get sucked in, but here I am. 

They Pull Me Back In Al Pacino GIF by The Godfather

Just now, Gourmand said:

GOD FUCKKING SHIT COCK CUNT BALL TWAT ASSHOLE

Between Altuve turning out of the way of a HBP with the bases loaded and Taylor Jones falling on his ass backwards trying to catch a foul pop, the Astros lost the chance to win a series against the Padres.

 

Seriously.  This close to taking a series from the best team in the game.  

To be fair to this team (and I don’t really feel like being fair because I’m fucking pissed off) we are missing 3 of our starting 9 and our starting rotation still isn’t set.

When we go Framber, LMJ, Greinke, Urquidy, Ordonez as the starting 5 and the bullpen is something like:

Garcia, Abreu, Javier, James, Presley, Paredes (I’m betting on his talent) and a couple other guys to eat innings we should be just fine. 
 

When you get to the playoffs and you only want to pitch 8 or 9 guys anyway we will be just fine. But damn if this isn’t fucking irritating, and trading Hinch for Dusty Baker is the epitome of trading down. Same for trading Clit for Lunhow. 
 

I’m pissed. But last time we had a low point after Colorado we came back strong. Hopefully this as well and we start to get guys healthy. 
 

fuuuuuuuck let’s be a hero here Tucker. 

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What the fuck Dusty, you should have brought him in the seventh to start a clean inning and not now with a runner on second base. 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

What the fuck Dusty, you should have brought him in the seventh to start a clean inning and not now with a runner on second base. 

 

yeah, we'd all be doing something else right now lololololol

So, I posted this on the big 12 thread but 2.5 hour baseball game is beautiful. 3 is ok. 5 is an abomination before man. 
I hate this team and I hate baseball right now. 

I'm not a fire the manager guy but this game is all on Dusty Baker

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

yeah, we'd all be doing something else right now lololololol

five run lead with nine outs to go and the bottom of the order up. Idiotic to not use a kid that the team called up three days before and hasn't pitched since May 20th. 

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… on the bright side, Jones and Garza can split cost of the Uber ride back to Sugarland. 

unfair to blame Garza. You can't expect a rookie with zero MLB experience to come in for extra innings with a runner on second base when your manager didn't trust him enough to use him in a 5-run game with nine outs remaining. 

And the last guy out of SD's bullpen that they didn't want to bring in has a 0.61 ERA.

This is just amazing. 10 runs against this bullpen from the 8th inning on.

Congrats to Garza for realizing a dream and making it to the big leagues. I’m a sucker for that story every time. Now kindly go fuck yourself Garza. 

Anxious to hear how bad Yuli’s injured finger is that it would keep him from being a defensive replacement for Jones in the 9th …

 

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Anxious to hear how bad Yuli’s injured finger is that it would keep him from being a defensive replacement for Jones in the 9th …

 

that's an excellent point

15 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Anxious to hear how bad Yuli’s injured finger is that it would keep him from being a defensive replacement for Jones in the 9th …

 

 

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37 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Anxious to hear how bad Yuli’s injured finger is that it would keep him from being a defensive replacement for Jones in the 9th …

 

Or play Diaz at 1st because he also would have made the catch, you should never DH the primary backup at every position outside of catcher.

25 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

This is becoming a Crane issue. Either cut bait on the season and trade off the few assets you have, or spend the money and stop employing AAAA players and end of the line relievers.

on the flip side, framber and odorizzi will be a huge pick me up to this team. urquidy is next up

Yeah, Odorizzi's good start is very encouraging.  He looked pretty shitty before going on the IL.

Question- what’s wrong with Yordqn?  Like what body part?

Brantley- what body part? 
Yuli- what body part?

anyone got an idea on how long. 

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