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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Brantley is gonna miss an extra day because he’s overdue for an off day.

32 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Damn that's disappointing 

 

 


womp, Womp 

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Damn that's disappointing 

 

 

well that sucks

Don't make the 3rd out at 3rd kids.  

I used to pull that move off in Little League.  We couldn't steal on the pitch but I'd take off when the pitcher was walking around the mound not paying attention.

He is so clueless when tracking a baseball running with his back to the ball.

Yeah, he tried to turn that into a triple

There goes our streak of starters giving up only 1ER. I thought that one was gonna last forever

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Idk who this Odorizzi guy is but I’m not a fan

Excuse Me What GIF by One Chicago

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Idk who this Odorizzi guy is but I’m not a fan

I worry that we won't pull him from the rotation because of what he's being paid.

He needs to go to the pen when Lance comes back.

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Giving him a 2 yr deal was dumb as fuck then and dumber than fuck now.

ESPN said 339 feet to left. Was it a cheapie only going to be out in MMP wall scraper where he was just unlucky or was it hit hard?  

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Giving him a 2 yr deal was dumb as fuck then and dumber than fuck now.

Well they didn't know at the time that Framber was going to pitch at all this season. The initial diagnosis was for surgery and a lost 2021 season.

Just now, Gourmand said:

y'all are so reactionary

While this is true, it's nothing compared to our proclivities as Longhorn football fans.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

ESPN said 339 feet to left. Was it a cheapie only going to be out in MMP wall scraper where he was just unlucky or was it hit hard?  

routine fly ball

Well they didn't know at the time that Framber was going to pitch at all this season. The initial diagnosis was for surgery and a lost 2021 season.
Cool. 1 yr deal son
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:
Well they didn't know at the time that Framber was going to pitch at all this season. The initial diagnosis was for surgery and a lost 2021 season.

Cool. 1 yr deal son

He's going to wind up costing $18 million.

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Correa and Tucker getting rest today I guess.

Too much winning isn’t good for kids.

Dusty with the boss move of playing Stubbs
....Machete would've dropped that

Odorizzi has to be done....enoli throwing hard in the pen for the 3rd time

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Too much winning isn’t good for kids.

Yeah giving multiple starters a rest day at the same time is odd. 

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ok time to get to this fuckstick

I feel like he's been very successful against us over the years 

So- we are going to lose 3-0 with our split squad playing Boston on a lazy fly ball with 2 outs that the Crawford boxes jumped out and gobbled up?

I will allow it. 

Ha. Posted before my phone updated. We are going to lose 5-0. Now I’m mad.  Grrrrrr. 

If we have any shot at winning this game Bregman needs to come through here

11 hours ago, Scraps said:

Mid week day games at home rule.  I love drinking beer and sending photos of it from the game to my coworkers who are wanting to shoot themselves because they are still at work.  

 

Let's sweep these fucks

 

I feel like the Astros were sending your co-workers photos as well. 

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