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Luis Garcia is gonna fuck around and make the all star team

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Luis Garcia is gonna fuck around and make the all star team

first get Grichuk

ha that was a generous call but I'll take it. 

6 IP 3 H 1 R 2 BB 8 K

Edited by Gourmand

I realized this the other day when Yordan started in left that he looks more natural catching fly balls than Straw does.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Watching the Jays shitty fielding really makes me appreciate the Astros defense more. 

what about Astros baserunning?

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Grichuk is drunk

Listening to Home team broadcast and they were commenting on Semien having a few words for Grichuk too.

Then Edwards gets all demonstrative over a close play at 1st base...in which Machete was safe.

 

Interesting team dynamics going on.

c'mon good Raley dealing nasty sliders please

Guy in the control just barely cut away from that chick breastfeeding.

Keep winning series 

fucking raley 
dont fuck this up you dumb fuck stick 
Y'all keep talking shit on Raley like he hasnt been our second best reliever
23 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Our record against above .500 teams is insane.  Good series win boys.

Hope we get a national seed with that kind of RPI...

57 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Can you trade for an entire bullpen?  Is that a thing?

It's not like Herschel Walker or Ricky Williams is available...

Can you trade for an entire bullpen?  Is that a thing?
This




is a bad idea.
1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Our record against above .500 teams is insane.  Good series win boys.

7-5 in this really tough 15 game stretch. After the Boston series, we have a really easy schedule for a while. Next 19 we play Min, Balt. (2), Tex. , Det, CWS

Are we allowed to beat the Rangers this time?

 

smdh...

Are we allowed to beat the Rangers this time?
 
smdh...
Or on that note, Martin Perez?
34 minutes ago, slorch said:

Are we allowed to beat the Rangers this time?

 

smdh...

And Detroit. Though if you take away Garcia and Baddoo we might have won 4 or 5 of those games.

7-5 in this really tough 15 game stretch. After the Boston series, we have a really easy schedule for a while. Next 19 we play Min, Balt. (2), Tex. , Det, CWS
Going to 2 in Baltimore and 1 in Chicago
2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

7-5 in this really tough 15 game stretch. After the Boston series, we have a really easy schedule for a while. Next 19 we play Min, Balt. (2), Tex. , Det, CWS

Too soon.  At least we're not playing Colorado to complete the trifecta of suck that have swept us this year

6 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Next 19 we play Min, Balt. (2), Tex. , Det, CWS

Looking forward to us finishing that stretch in Omaha.

The Astros are 4663-4723 all time- 60 games below .500. If we play .600 ball the rest of the way we will end the year with 95 wins and win the division. 
we will be 39 games under 500 for the franchise record. 
go 100-62 next year (layup, naturally) and we are 1 game under 500. Opening day- 2023- the year this team finally gets back to 500 again as an organization. 
had a 10 minute break and wanted to share that. 

In case anyone was wondering Luhnow was 657-639. Remarkable accomplishment considering how bad a situation he got and he immediately intentionally made us rise and stared off with 106 wins in his first two years combined and ended with 107 wins in his final year. 

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2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The Astros are 4663-4723 all time- 60 games below .500. If we play .600 ball the rest of the way we will end the year with 95 wins and win the division. 
we will be 39 games under 500 for the franchise record. 
go 100-62 next year (layup, naturally) and we are 1 game under 500. Opening day- 2023- the year this team finally gets back to 500 again as an organization. 
had a 10 minute break and wanted to share that. 

Joe Blow leaves mosquito infested Colt 45 Stadium after a loss on April 27, 1962 thinking “That's alright....let’s get back to .500 tomorrow.”

 22,264 days later...

The Astros are 4663-4723 all time- 60 games below .500. If we play .600 ball the rest of the way we will end the year with 95 wins and win the division. 
we will be 39 games under 500 for the franchise record. 
go 100-62 next year (layup, naturally) and we are 1 game under 500. Opening day- 2023- the year this team finally gets back to 500 again as an organization. 
had a 10 minute break and wanted to share that. 

April 18, 2006, Astros reach .500 for first time in franchise history (since their inaugural season) at 3507-3507.

May 4, 2006, the astros reached 4 games over .500 for franchise history at 3516-3512, the high-water mark for franchise history.

May 14, 2006, the Astros began the day at 3523-3523 all-time, but would lose and fall below .500. They've been below .500 since.
6 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


April 18, 2006, Astros reach .500 for first time in franchise history (since their inaugural season) at 3507-3507.

May 4, 2006, the astros reached 4 games over .500 for franchise history at 3516-3512, the high-water mark for franchise history.

May 14, 2006, the Astros began the day at 3523-3523 all-time, but would lose and fall below .500. They've been below .500 since.

Thanks. I thought we actually got back to 500 briefly but wasn’t sure when and how long. So, less than one full fucking month at 500 in the entire history of the franchise?  

At the time there were only about 10 or 12 franchises that had accomplished that feat. I remember arlington fans sheepishly congratulating Houston on something they'd never see.

46 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Thanks. I thought we actually got back to 500 briefly but wasn’t sure when and how long. So, less than one full fucking month at 500 in the entire history of the franchise?  

The Astros are 14th in historical winning %. The almighty Yankees have won at only a .568 rate. 2nd best is the Giants at .535. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

The Astros are 14th in historical winning %. The almighty Yankees have won at only a .568 rate. 2nd best is the Giants at .535. 

I know it’s not that bad. But that’s a small amount of time to be over 500 in 57 years. It’s not like we are Philly. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Toro is getting hot at AAA, just hit a two run HR against OKC.

Sounds like a great time to trade him


April 18, 2006, Astros reach .500 for first time in franchise history (since their inaugural season) at 3507-3507.

May 4, 2006, the astros reached 4 games over .500 for franchise history at 3516-3512, the high-water mark for franchise history.

May 14, 2006, the Astros began the day at 3523-3523 all-time, but would lose and fall below .500. They've been below .500 since.

Minor edit:

Last day at .500 was May 13, 2006 (3518-3518).
Sounds like a great time to trade him
So you prefer Robel Garcia?
So you prefer Robel Garcia?
No you can trade him too
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:
12 minutes ago, Scraps said:
Sounds like a great time to trade him

So you prefer Robel Garcia?

Nobody should prefer him. 

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