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Machete!  And I was about to bitch about him not getting the bunt down.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Damn I was sure that Altuve drove the gap on that one for a double but at least it was productive

Machete!

Edit: I think I'm behind y'all

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Productive out

Productive outs Give me a raging Yardon 

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Haven't looked at the stats, but Yuli's an All Star this year, yes?

Only a matter of if hes the starter or not 

Let's go Yordan.  More

Just now, Gourmand said:

send Yordan down to figure his shit out!

Ha

 

But damn he definitely ain’t right missing that 3-1 meat fastball like he just did 

I haven’t seen Yuli on some all star teas for sip shits like Jim Bowden on the Athletic. 
If he doesn’t make the all star team I’m going to stab a homeless person. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I haven’t seen Yuli on some all star teas for sip shits like Jim Bowden on the Athletic. 
If he doesn’t make the all star team I’m going to stab a homeless person. 

relax

He’s the best hitter on the best offense in the majors

 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

relax

He’s the best hitter on the best offense in the majors

 

I hope. We are not well liked though so... I feel like that could adversely effect individual accolades for a long time. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I hope. We are not well liked though so... I feel like that could adversely effect individual accolades for a long time. 

For sure when it comes to winning popularity contests (all star starters), but coaches selecting the rest of rosters know the deal 

Astros win!

WP - Stanek

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

For sure when it comes to winning popularity contests (all star starters), but coaches selecting the rest of rosters know the deal 

Media members are dip shits for many awards ballots, and the commissioners office doesn’t have us high on their list, seemingly, but yeah maybe that doesn’t stick?  My sense is we are going to see the goes to the non Astro for a while but we shall see. 

Haven't looked at the stats, but Yuli's an All Star this year, yes?
No Astros in All Star game ever again....moose out front shoulda told ya

Game, blouses 

#HTownPride 

Winning road trip after a winning home stand is nice.  Now seal the fourth straight series win. 

Goddamn I hope those pesky As lose tonight, seems like forever where we've even gained ground on them. 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I did not know you didn't have to run the bases after a reviewed HR.

Me neither and I didn't like it.  Too beer league softball.

Edited by WBT

Carlos and Straw with the day off. Can’t wait to see the upcoming lineups when we play 20 straight days, beginning Tuesday against the Rangers. 

 

all those moths( whatever the hell they are) make me think of "A River Runs Through It" way the hell more than Field of Dreams

Fucking A's win again vs KC 11-2. They're 8-2 in their last ten games.

Astros need to win and keep pace. Hopefully one of these days soon we'll win on a day they lose.

The ump behind the plate needs to be fired midgame. This strike zone is the worst of the year.

Yuli has been unlucky today at the plate. Let's see if we can complete our comeback against their bullpen. 

As much as he’s been injured, I had completely forgotten what a douchebag Donaldson is.  

what a shitty game. at least the radio pbp made for annoying background sounds while doing evening yard work. 

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