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FUCKING OAKLAND 

leading 5-2 in the 7th vs Anaheim. 

Goddamn fucking A's.

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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

May I point out that the ghost runners were irrelevant to this outcome.  

...thanks to the Rangers’ ghost pitcher

 

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

May I point out that the ghost runners were irrelevant to this outcome.  

disagree b/c that's the only reason Texas scored

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

disagree b/c that's the only reason Texas scored

But their score didn’t matter.  Astros still would have had to score in B10.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

But their score didn’t matter.  Astros still would have had to score in B10.  

i know i still HATE HATE HATE IT

Also Joe Perez is still raking in the minors.

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Ohtani just murdered a HR vs OAK

Wow that was a laser. He is so much fun to watch. I love that my 7 year old son has so many awesome young players to watch as he learns to love baseball. He’s obsessed with Tatis too - and I encourage it ALL. 

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Happy Birthday, Dusty 

OGSwagger Dick! Livin the fuckin life man!

34 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

i know i still HATE HATE HATE IT

I’d rather call it a tie than do that. 

Correa and Bregman should swap spots in the order. Actually, I'd put Brantley at 3rd and go back to Altuve/Correa at 1/2.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Correa and Bregman should swap spots in the order. Actually, I'd put Brantley at 3rd and go back to Altuve/Correa at 1/2.

I know Bregman has been struggling a bit lately but I like Correa behind Gurriel and it helps out the bottom of the order. 

Edited by rvm96

altuve / bregman / brantley / yordan / yuli / correa / tucker / straw - chas / catcher 

5 hours ago, rvm96 said:

I know Bregman has been struggling a bit lately but I like Correa behind Gurriel and it helps out the bottom of the order. 

Yeah, it seems like it costs Correa some RBIs, but it also fucks with pitchers trying to get some relief in the order. Also, Yuli has seemingly benefitted by seeing better pitches before they have to face Correa.

Edited by slorch

I quit listening when that dipshit said "Baez inability to play seems like the ultimate payback for the Astros fleecing them (Dodgers) for Yordan" 

get the fuck outta here with that shit 

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I quit listening when that dipshit said "Baez inability to play seems like the ultimate payback for the Astros fleecing them (Dodgers) for Yordan" 

get the fuck outta here with that shit 

I like listening to opposing broadcasters, and that's been one cool benefit of my having to stream the games up here.  However, when the Astros play the Rangers, we get the broadcast. I don't like their announcers, but just consider their smarmy condescension part of the flavor of the rivalry.  They sure had the disappoint when Altuve killed all their hopes and dreams. It was a payoff worth waiting for...

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6 minutes ago, slorch said:

I like listening to opposing broadcasters, and that's been one cool benefit of my having to stream the games up here.  However, when the Astros play the Rangers, we get the broadcast. I don't like their announcers, but just consider their smarmy condescension part of the flavor of the rivalry.  They sure had the disappoint when Altuve killed all their hopes and dreams. It was a payoff worth waiting for...

I was specifically talking about the vid 3putt posted, but yeah the Rangers guys suck cock too.  I may catch a game of theirs when the Astros are off and they at least put you to sleep quickly which is a positive.  Grieve sucks ass, Nitkowski sucks dick, and Dave Raymond is boring as fuck

Altuve causing BI-POLAR roller coaster for me.  Emotions get wrecked when he bats.  His night was cray tho.

Dude literally went from <near triple play shitty double play grounder> => <3rd out after swallowing up Uncle Mike's grounder in the base path> => <jacking a simple out at 2nd base by not tapping the bag> => <swinging wild, undisciplined, at shit pitches> => <walk off grand slam>

Drink more beer.  Lots more beer.

 

18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Altuve causing BI-POLAR roller coaster for me.  Emotions get wrecked when he bats.  His night was cray tho.

Dude literally went from <near triple play shitty double play grounder> => <3rd out after swallowing up Uncle Mike's grounder in the base path> => <jacking a simple out at 2nd base by not tapping the bag> => <swinging wild, undisciplined, at shit pitches> => <walk off grand slam>

Drink more beer.  Lots more beer.

 

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perfect.

Altuve is a swordsman, not a surgeon.

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

I quit listening when that dipshit said "Baez inability to play seems like the ultimate payback for the Astros fleecing them (Dodgers) for Yordan" 

get the fuck outta here with that shit 

Palillo is a sports talk pro who knows his shit. I thought the discussion was quality content and I didn't think that Strange comment was remarkable either way. 

30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Palillo is a sports talk pro who knows his shit. I thought the discussion was quality content and I didn't think that Strange comment was remarkable either way. 

CP is great, but I can't take seriously any interviewer wearing black flannel in Houston during the summer.

I wish Crane would sue the fuck out of MLB in light of all the shit that's coming out about teams cheating.

I was wondering why 'Astros' was trending on twitter, and if, like me, you've ignored the cheating thread, there's actually new stuff out today.  Not the substance rule changes.

A quick summary of what (I think) kicked it off:

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3369272/ryan-spaeder-just-unleashed-a-shit-storm-of-cheating-allegations-against-mlb-players-and-clubs

Edited by clapclapclap

We lost the best GM in baseball because reasons.  I wonder how much in damages that's worth in a civil suit?

Edited by kevwun

I already made my 2015 WS Champs shirt so I can be like the whiny ass Dodgers fans 

Daniella’s knocked up.

 

i’m assuming an announcement today means it’ll be an off-season baby but I’d be fine with any month besides October

Lol they are literally giving them out free at Union Station during the game 

10 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

These MFers need to find Jesus.  Or a CVS.  Get the damn shot.

I bet he doesn't have it but he's just sick.

 

it's weird to me.  I've had several text exchanges and conversations with other Astro fans today when the tweets/ news broke.  After talking about the in's and out's and who did what...

All I care about is tonight's game.   Astros baseball makes things better.  

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

I wish Crane would sue the fuck out of MLB in light of all the shit that's coming out about teams cheating.

Eh… nothing happened to the Astros that Crane didn’t agree to.  The owners ARE MLB. 

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BEAT THE FUCKING A'S???

Assuming they hold on and finish out this game vs Anaheim, they are 15-5 over their last 20 games. Astros are 12-8.

Let them go 110-52.

We do well at the Coliseum.

9 hours ago, slorch said:

I like listening to opposing broadcasters, and that's been one cool benefit of my having to stream the games up here.  However, when the Astros play the Rangers, we get the broadcast. I don't like their announcers, but just consider their smarmy condescension part of the flavor of the rivalry.  They sure had the disappoint when Altuve killed all their hopes and dreams. It was a payoff worth waiting for...

Yeah those guys just fucking suck. They are literally the worst.

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