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first player ever with a walk off grand slam and a lead off hr the next day 

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Astros have been pounding the ball lately. 9 games in a row with 2+ homers. MLB record is 10. 

Hit the weights Joey

So after tonight Gallo is now like 0-14 against Greinke in his career with 7 Ks I think. One walk is all he has to get on base against him so far

They murdering errbody

Astros have been pounding the ball lately. 9 games in a row with 2+ homers. MLB record is 10. 
Yeah well we got a 1 game streak of 6 homers
Just now, Gourmand said:

Altuve has as many HRs (15) as Yankee superstar Aaron Judge

 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Altuve has as many HRs as Yankee superstar Aaron Judge

Steroid accusations in 3…2…1

Fuck Arlington.

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Steroid accusations in 3…2…1

Buzz buzz bang bang 

2 more dingers tonight...

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12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Haven't verified, but I'll post it anyway

 

This is incorrect.  No way Altuve is 5'6.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

first player ever with a walk off grand slam and a lead off hr the next day 

And a HR in his final AB tonight as well.

 

run it back tomorrow!

16 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Well shit.  This better not delay episode 4 of Salsa Fuego.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Last 30 games. .317/.371/.404

Last 30 games. .254/.325/.577, still nearly 130 points behind.

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

well this sucks

Hopefully the time off lets Bregman get his head out of his ass.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Hopefully the time off lets Bregman get his head out of his ass.

 

he's been hurt all season, imo 

The Bregman news is a shitfire. The only upside of that turd sandwich is the potential postseason benefit of having guys like Robel Garcia, Taylor Jones, and Abraham Toro get more playing time and experience in the regular season. 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

rondon v garcia will be salty 

As will Framber vs Lynn

 

And again, DK going Sunday. LMJ would be in line to start but not sure if Dusty/Click have said how they plan to handle the next time through with LMJ/Odorizzi

I think Chas' performance tonight earned this:

 

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Let's get to 50 wins by the end of the month. 

White Sox are tough, but after that we need to smack the Orioles and Tigers in the face.  They both suck and Detroit had no business sweeping us, just like the Rangers didn't.  

"It looks like we lost Bregman for awhile"- Dusty Baker

 

Has Dusty checked the Lost Parents Caboose?

9 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

As will Framber vs Lynn

 

And again, DK going Sunday. LMJ would be in line to start but not sure if Dusty/Click have said how they plan to handle the next time through with LMJ/Odorizzi

They are going to a 6 man rotation for at least 1 cycle. We are at the beginning of 20 game in 20 days stretch. And yes, it’s LMJ  vs DK on Sunday. 

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Just bullshitted with Yuli in my half ass Spanish for ten minutes. At the quest lab inside the Randall’s on Wesleyan.  His wife with a large ass and huge ring was getting blood work.  

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Just bullshitted with Yuli in my half ass Spanish for ten minutes. At the quest lab inside the Randall’s on Wesleyan.  His wife with a large ass and huge ring was getting blood work.  

how's that hair up close in person?

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

how's that hair up close in person?

Pretty unique.  Doubt I would have noticed him.  

Bro you don't just bullshit with La Pina Gang without paying a price.....AND you looked at his wifes big ass?? Nice knowing you.

15 hours ago, Gourmand said:

 

How could you lose him? He's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-fucking-spicous.

Dammit, think of all the scheduled off days Bregman is going to have to make up now.

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