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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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That fucking end to the no no was purely on angel. That 0-2 pitch was 2 balls inside the strike zone. Fucking clown. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

"I'm guessing Astros fans aren't happy with Angel Hernandez right now" NAWWWWW, RRRRREEEEAAALLY?

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Bielak needs to 'cross up Stubbs and drill Angel right in the fucking mask

That Bozo would end up drilling Altuve.

2 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

Hernandez's shitty calls aside, Bielak sucks.

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We win...A's lose fuck the rest

Get your shit together bielak !!!!!

Edited by tx 3 putt

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I cannot stand Angel.  How does he keep his job?

Made a deal with the devil.

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Get your shit together bielak !!!!!
Sometimes it bielak that

Angel has MLB by the balls. He sues them for discrimination and MLB is too afraid to fire him.

Just go to the next batter who fucking cares if he was actually safe....dumbshit should've went to 1st anyway

"Hey dumbass we realize you suck but we need to check your glove to.make sure you aren't cheating"

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This dude has to be part Viking

Yeah.  Just change your name to Ragnar and go all in with it, dude. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

"Hey dumbass we realize you suck but we need to check your glove to.make sure you aren't cheating"

If we didn’t lose the roster spot, I wouldn’t be against a 10-game sit down for Bielak. 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

@elfenix go get a foul ball
 

@elfenix going to be the last person in the stadium

 

Bro we are up 8 swing the fucking bat dummy.

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

@elfenix go get a foul ball
 

@elfenix going to be the last person in the stadium

 

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Here come the Astros, breathin orange fire!!!

Sugar Land put another ass kicking on El Paso tonight, 10-1. 

Skeeters banged out 21 hits. Meyers stays red hot, going 3-for-6 to up his OPS to 1.000. Newly promoted JJ Matijevic was 4-for-5 with two doubles and has an OPS of 1.172. Siri went 2-for-2 with a single, HR, and two walks. 

Frances Martes pitched an inning in relief and struggled again with 4 BB, 1 K, and 1 ER. 

does anyone know what uncle mike’s avg is up to?  don’t need exact number, just, you know, what it’s about...

weird, the stros don’t have anyone in the top 20 in slg. 

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they do have the next 5 guys though. 

Astros are +120 in run differential. The next closest is LAD at +99.

7 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

That Bozo would end up drilling Altuve.

How would he do that? The orioles would be batting 

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Astros are +120 in run differential. The next closest is LAD at +99.

I've never noticed the "expected wins/ losses" stat before.  Factoring in runs scored and runs allowed, it appears to me that it is a "luck factor" type stat, as we know "sports happen" and values are hardly transitive across individual games.  That being said, Oakland's is 4 games to the good, as in their record is 4 games better than their X-W/L.  The Athletics are 44-30 actual,  and their X W/L is 40-34.  Our heroes are actually 3 games behind their actual at 44-28 vs an X-W/L of 47-25, for  a seven point swing in "luck."It's just a little indicator that shit  is about to get real in a big way...hopefully.  Time to leave the elephants in the tar pit...

55 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

How would he do that? The orioles would be batting 

Well. Since Stubbs was playing left field, anything could happen. 

9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

weird, the stros don’t have anyone in the top 20 in slg. 

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they do have the next 5 guys though. 

AND THOSE FIVE ARE ALL IN THE TOP-20 IN OPS.

 

That is insane. 

@huge and i have been utilizing this terminology for a number of years in multiple sports, but it's particularly appropriate here, recently.

 

this is the not fucking around crew. 

or as i put it when i'm trying to be extra douchey #tnfac

the not fucking around crew needs 8-2 in this 10 game stretch.

 

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