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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need a four game series of bagwell and biggio in the booth 

Bagwell has done a great job in place of Sparks

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Just now, TonyTexas said:

Y’all keep talking shit about 7 inning games!

 

we  would have won game 1 in the 8th inning

 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

we  would have won game 1 in the 8th inning

 

It’s science. 

still it's pretty fucking ridiculous that we played a double-header that started 12:10, had a 2 1/2hr break, and then ended the second game at 7:35

 

what a dumb fucking rule

25 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Bagwell has done a great job in place of Sparks

bagwell might be a bigger astros fan than i am.

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

bagwell might be a bigger astros fan than i am.


he loves this team 

9 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yep. He speaks about them as if he still plays for the Astros 

 

he speaks about them like he very much respects / admires / is a huge fan of these guys 

 

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his unabashed homerism with no fucks given for the appearance of objectivity in the booth  reminds me of Gene Peterson and Bill Worrell 

He speaks like a guy that actually has a job inside the organization besides occasionally working TV.

29 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He speaks like a guy that actually has a job inside the organization besides occasionally working TV.

funny you say that, because i was suggesting the exact opposite.

he sounds like what one of us would sound like if we were in the booth.  he talks like a fanboy.  i love it.

we need good ODORIZZI tomorrow. the two games today just had a horrible vibe. get the this train back on track tomorrow 

It's weird how short a 7 inning game is.  Anyway, escaped with a split.  Let's resume the skull fucking tomorrow

16 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's weird how short a 7 inning game is.  Anyway, escaped with a split.  Let's resume the skull fucking tomorrow

 

the whole deal sucked 

On 3/31/2021 at 6:14 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

101-61. 

We gonna be really good in the regular season as we have 7 or 8 or 9 arms in the organization that can be a 2-4 starter, and enough bullpen to definitely be servicable.  We will be a top 3 run scored and top 7 runs allowed team.  We will lose in the round where it's exposed that we don't have enough top end stating pitching and lack that hammer in the bullpen to compete with some of the other teams in top end talent- but if we don't have to face the Yanks or Rays or Dodgers or Padres we might be able to avoid that kind of thing.  This team is built to win in 162 games.  If we are going to win in the sprint as opposed to marathon we will need some real clutch performances from Correa or Altuve or Bregman.  

I'd put our organization from 4-18 up against anyone's. I'm worried about no cy young type and no regular that you say- yeah that guys going to put up MVP numbers for sure. Correa, Altuve, Yordan, Bregman- they've all got some blemishes to them health wise or coming off bad seasons or looking for stuff. I don't know that I trust our best against another teams best- but I know I like our 4th starter, 3rd best high leverage reliever or 6th best hitter up against whoever we are playing almost any day.   

My first post of the year. Half way into the regular season it’s hard to find anything at all wrong with it. 
we are on pace for 101 wins. 
we have a bunch of guys having great seasons but nobody that looks like an MVP or a Cy Young, and amazingly enough you could squint really hard and say we only have 2 or 3 all stars and it wouldn’t be unjust or unfair. 
nailed the 7 or 8 guys in the org that could be a 2-4 starter (he’ll we have so many of those we are running a 6 man rotation with a tandem guy) 

I think the only thing I missed was the Yankees suck when I thought they’d be really good, but I nailed the other three best teams in the league. 
 

the second half of the season could make me look stupid but prognostication doesn’t get much better than this. 

Good post except for the part where you missed the Astros being the best team in baseball

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Yordan first Astro shown as a finalist for All Star....He is in 3rd......Ohtani only has 3x as many votes right now lol

Machete in 2nd.....Sal Perez only has like 3.5x as many votes right now

Yuli in 2nd....vlady jr with a shit ton more votes

Altuve in 2nd....semien up like 500k

Xander and bichette ahead of Correa....xander doubling up CC

Devers doubling up Bregman who is 2nd

Brantley in 4th....buxton is hurt and in front of him by 200k....but Adolis is only like 13k behind Brantley

15 hours ago, Gourmand said:

his unabashed homerism with no fucks given for the appearance of objectivity in the booth  reminds me of Gene Peterson and Bill Worrell 

Wasn't Gene Peterson ejected from a game?  That to me is the gold standard of homerism.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Wasn't Gene Peterson ejected from a game?  That to me is the gold standard of homerism.

Yes! He was the fucking BEST. Plus, he was an absolute genius on pbp descriptions. 

That’s twice in 3 innings that Odorizzi has been checked. Overkill. 

Bagwell in the booth talking about the AL West leading Houston Astros:

"You know, I have such great pride in seeing that. I just love seeing us in first place, all the doubters, all the people who had stuff to say about us. It's just...I dunno. I can't say it on TV but I'm just like 'see?' We're legit, everything we do is legit and we're a GREAT team, and our guys are just proving it. And I love it."

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

That’s twice in 3 innings that Odorizzi has been checked. Overkill. 

Eh who cares, as long as the players and umps don't make a deal of it and the TV cameras don't either, I don't see the issue.

That rainout really fucked up the offensive mojo.

 

Shit, hope that wasn't a blister Odorizzi was looking at walking off the mound.

Edited by HtownHorn

Straw has been busy defensively today. Seems like he’s  responsible for at least half the outs. 

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Straw has been busy defensively today. Seems like he’s  responsible for at least half the outs. 

And 100% of our hits

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Yes! He was the fucking BEST. Plus, he was an absolute genius on pbp descriptions. 

Backing him in, backing him in...

Dusty is hanging on way too long with Javier. He doesn't have it today.

I'd rather Raley start an inning clean than come in with runners on base in a one-run game

 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I'd rather Raley start an inning clean than come in with runners on base in a one-run game

 

Yeah, but you can't let Javier face Badoo in this spot. 

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