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You forgot fuck jomboy.  And Billy Crystal.  And Short Round from Indiana Jones.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Thunderdome indeed at mmp this weekend. Sold my tickets for that very reason. May go to a skeeters game instead. Sweep the over rated, over paid bums from NYC. Release the letter

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Just left Austin and heading down to the game tonight with the kids

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

Just left Austin and heading down to the game tonight with the kids

 It’s pouring around Minute Maid 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 It’s pouring around Minute Maid 

slightly cloudy with a 100% chance of NY douchebags

well shit...Correa out sick tonight

Altuve

Straw

Brantley

Yuli

Yordan

Tucker 

Toro

Castro

Wulaw's Boy 

Dusty updates:

Diaz hitting on field first time today (been hitting in a cage)

Baez threw batting practice - 25 pitches 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

slightly cloudy with a 100% chance of NY douchebags

Hopefully there will be some additional precipitation in the form of MFY fan tears

Damn. I hopes this ends with him and Raley. It’s never a good time but if it’s going to happen, now, right before the break, is as good a time as any. 

I just would rather it have happened after the MFY series. 

Lucky that Sanchez didn't hit that to Katy

let's fuck them up in all their smallest, tightest, driest holes

Bullshit

nm, he did tag him.  

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Castro not taking the HBP is a fail

Wtf are you doing Tucker? Jesus christ

Why the fuck did he throw to second. That should have hit the cutoff man and that’s a 1 run outcome. 
fuck. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why the fuck did he throw to second. That should have hit the cutoff man and that’s a 1 run outcome. 
fuck. 

wouldn't have mattered, that second run was easily scoring

Just now, Gourmand said:

wouldn't have mattered, that second run was easily scoring

Was it?  Didn’t even look like he was waving him. 

y'all need 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Was it?  Didn’t even look like he was waving him. 

yes i watched it again, would not have been close

 

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Tucker isn't good out there

That’s actually not true. I think all the defensive metrics have him as best or 2nd best RF in AL. He made a great play in the gap look easy to cut a ball earlier today and hold guys to first and second. 

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

y'all need 

yes i watched it again, would not have been close

 

Will take your word for it. I’m half watching. Still not fundamentally sound there. Hit the cutoff man on a line drive to the chest. Anything’s can happen and it’s not like he was going to make a play at second nor was the runner going to third. 

Fielding Bible has “astros RF” as 9 runs above average. Trailing only SF at 11 and Texas at 10

wouldn't have mattered, that second run was easily scoring
Lol you gotta take off your orange colored glasses sometimes man

At this point Tucker has the ball in his hand....Urshela isn't even to third

Nevin was set deep ready to jam up the stop sign and Tucker idiotically threw to 2nd 8458085a1953542c67dc1a727b66d733.jpgf237a49d0ab0202d31db0794265ece9d.jpg

I think the problem is Tucker is drunk

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol you gotta take off your orange colored glasses sometimes man

At this point Tucker has the ball in his hand....Urshela isn't even to third

Nevin was set deep ready to jam up the stop sign and Tucker idiotically threw to 2nd 8458085a1953542c67dc1a727b66d733.jpgf237a49d0ab0202d31db0794265ece9d.jpg

That’s how it seemed to me. 

We have an astonishing way of making mediocre pitching look cy young caliber at times.

The hook one out from qualifying for the W.  Thanks.

I’m watching on a bar TV in the airport waiting on a flight to Austin. Any “Open the letter” chants audible on the broadcast?

Altuve under .280.  Itd be nice if he got hot and carried the offe'nse for a few weeks.

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