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40 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

He also tweeted about Altuve’s knee looking just fine running the bases. Not a word about Degrom. He’s devolved into complete hack at this point. 

On 3/30/2021 at 11:38 PM, Planet Houston said:

Fuck the haters. 

 

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Olney has had a hardon for the Astros pretty much since Crane/Lunhow took over. 

He constantly bitched about how they "were trying to lose" in '12-'13, and how terrible that was for the game. 

Anytime service-time manipulation is mentioned, he uses the Springer example - never fails. (He never acknowledges that, given the circumstances, it would have been professional negligence to trade full-season 2020 Springer for a few weeks of rookie Springer in 2014 on a team with no chance of contending - never.) Everyone did this. Everyone. 

Look, I don't mind criticism about Osuna or the douchebag front-office guy that yelled at the reporter, or even the sign-stealing thing (although it is intellectually dishonest for writers to pretend that it was as big a deal as they've made out to be). But when he's been whining about the org every chance he gets for nearly a decade, and then he feels the need to complain about guys who say "fuck you" to the All-Star game - in part due to a situation in which he himself is somewhat complicit in creating - yeah, he just comes off as having an axe to grind. 

I'd have more respect for him if he just came out and admitted that he doesn't like the org and the people who run it, and by extension, the players in it. Instead he has been passive-aggressive about it for 9 years. 

Guess who else won't be going to the game.....Mookie

Lets all wait for the outcry


(Spoiler: we will still be waiting for it in 2050)

THAT IS FUCKIN AWESOME NEWS. Lean in to the no fucks given!

Correa back?
Nope

7/10 Houston Astros Lineup:

1 2B Jose Altuve
2 LF Michael Brantley
3 1B Yuli Gurriel
4 DH Yordan Ãlvarez
5 RF Kyle Tucker
6 3B Abraham Toro
7 CF Myles Straw
8 C Martin Maldonado
9 SS Robel Garcia

SP:Zack Greinke #ForTheH #MLB

Carlos back after all star break

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Whoa Alex takes another on directly and responds like a boss

 

 

Nobody gives a fuck about the all star game. I’ll bet that 9 out of 10 players selected would rather have the four days off sitting on their asses at home than play in a meaningless game. 

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And let’s not forgot how big a bitch Cole was after we lost game 7 of the WS. Fuck him and fuck the Yankees. 

And let’s not forgot how big a bitch Cole was after we lost game 7 of the WS. Fuck him and fuck the Yankees. 
He was booed when they announced him as SP....he is such a mental midget I wouldn't be shocked if he implodes now lol

Or we can just not make Cole work

Altuve and Brantley gotta snap outta their funk

Ump wanted to call it.

Yuli fought off multiple pitches out of the strikezone and  he gets fucked on a strike called on a pitch outside the zone.

 

Fix it, baseball.  For crisesakes.

The matchup we all came for....Yordan v Cole

So we still look like shit offensively....cool

Cole must have found a new place to hide the spider tack

39 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

And let’s not forgot how big a bitch Cole was after we lost game 7 of the WS. Fuck him and fuck the Yankees. 

Cole was right.  He should have been in the game.

That being said, fuck the Yankees, and he is one.

Cole keeps rubbing his ankle

Cole was right.  He should have been in the game.
That being said, fuck the Yankees, and he is one.
While wearing a non astros hat cause he was a free agent after the last out.
While wearing a non astros hat cause he was a free agent after the last out.

Didn’t know an article of clothing could completely shift my opinion of an athlete, but that hat did it.

fuck this commentary.  It's all fucking bullshit.

 

Poor gotdam Yankees.  So disadvantaged.  Give me a fucking break. They all have a boil on their asses the size of Gardner's melon.  

Such a fucking beating.  How will the downtrodden Bronxies ever recover?

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5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Watching without sound. Why is Javier in there?

They’ve been talking about cheating for five minutes. 

Well, we know Cole is an elite pitcher. So no surprise, but man the offense is in a slump. Yordan watching those pitches in the 7th was criminal.

3 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Yuli has two extra base hits in his past 105 at bats. Both doubles. 

2020 Yuli is back

Seriously, what the fuck was wrong with Greinke? 
also it’s not like this wasn’t predicted last night. 
also- fuck this ump. That’s a ball. 

every close pitch goes Cole's way.

Zero pressure on him tonight.

Most of it is his own doing.  Couple of calls are WTF, though.

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