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Bad series of games to go into the all star break, and no picks in the 1st 2 rounds of the draft starting tonight. All around shitty weekend. 

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Hope Correa spent quality time snuggling up with his wife this weekend watching Netflix. 

Given what we know about Correa, frankly it’s insane to think he’d intentionally miss a series like this.

Holy shit, I went off and did something else and just saw the score. 

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Die Yankees, die!!!!!

Fuck that team and double fuck their fan base !!!!

I was watching England blow it, did I miss anything?

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HELOBIOUS HOWS THAT ALTUVE DICK TASTE!?!?!

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2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

HELOBIOUS HOWS THAT ALTUVE DICK TASTE!?!?!

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They suck on it so much that they’ve lost their taste buds 

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Once we get Bregman and Correa back we'll be fine

Pruitt and Riley too

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

HELOBIOUS HOWS THAT ALTUVE DICK TASTE!?!?!

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Came here to post this

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Once we get Bregman and Correa back we'll be fine

Diaz too...For having about 1/3 of a AAA lineup for about a week or ten days we held up really well. 

That would've really sucked if he would have been wearing a buzzer lol

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

That would've really sucked if he would have been wearing a buzzer lol


vaccine microchip >>> buzzer 

Don't ever underestimate the bat of a Champion.

I left in the 8th as my kid had been at the stadium for 4 hours.

Fuck it. What a win!

Went to an early dinner but left Directv on the game. Checked the score while we paid the bill. 7-2 bottom of the 9th. Got home and saw the final score. Hit rewind and enjoyed the entire ninth. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

That was extremely gruntling.

Full Gruntle

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Well, that totally fucking changes everything, doesn't it?  Feels great.

Just like the series in NY and that third game vs Cole

I fucking love it that Machete was the one who ripped off Altuve's jersey.

 

From here on, I do not want to hear Machete slander. That guy is a fucking leader.




From here on, I do not want to hear Machete slander.


Do you know where you are?

Can y'all imagine how much Helodork must just fucking HATE Altuve? LOLOLOL

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Can y'all imagine how much Helodork must just fucking HATE Altuve? LOLOLOL

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29 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone have the Yankees call?

It's already in the can... BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So next Yankee visit to MMP, we get the barechested Altuve bobblehead, right?

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Hahahhaahahaha! Fuck the yankees fans I encountered today. 

Why limit yourself? Fuck all Yankees fans everywhere!

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