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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

First espn ranking will have the Dodgers #1, Yankees #2 and Red Sox / Astros tied for #3 

That's like some skinny tree hugger from California ranking barbecue.

Who gives a fuck?

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

First espn ranking will have the Dodgers #1, Yankees #2 and Red Sox / Astros tied for #3 

ESPN doesn't have time to report on baseball they are too busy letting the world know that Lebron got up in the middle of the night to take a piss 

The ringers resident communist (seriously- no politics on this but the guy has written gushingly on Karl Marx multiple times in his writings) Michael Baumann just had 9 takeaways from the weekend and didn’t bring up the Astros v A’s series (other than a note at the beginning saying sorry Astros fans- lots to deal with here) as big takeaways from opening weekend. 
Ok dude- I see you working over there. 

In.
Sitting back in nosebleeds but going with some of his teammates. Wont allow people in honda club level with key. Due to mlb restrictions.

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i'll be there for the mike fiers game.

my car is in the shop, so i'll just ride my fucking unicorn.

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'll be there for the mike fiers game.

my car is in the shop, so i'll just ride my fucking unicorn.

I thought he was still on the IR through the series in Houston?

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

In

Fuck the A's

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Home opener roll call

 

in

 

In with these 2

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

I thought he was still on the IR through the series in Houston?

That's why he's taking his Unicorn

25 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

is brantley back in tonight?

he's only 15-33 lifetime vs quintana.

I'm guessing no.  I'd wait til Thursday

Is there any timeline expectation for Framber's return?

Not really unless you can glean something from the fact that he started the season on the 10 day IL and not the 60 day
1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

The weird Sunday off day coming up.  Only one of the season.

I'll take 2 days off this week and let us heal our bumps and bruises and amount of bullpen use this past weekend

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

The weird Sunday off day coming up.  Only one of the season.

Good

I can watch Spieth win another green jacket without distraction

 

But also, f Manfred 

 

The weird Sunday off day coming up.  Only one of the season.

Schedule is a little strange. 4 off-days in 1st 19 days then 1 day off in next 27.

Biggio will be at Biggos, the unofficial official opening day Astros Surly spot, at 4pm on Thursday.

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I'll take 2 days off this week and let us heal our bumps and bruises and amount of bullpen use this past weekend

Bielak saved the bullpen with his performance yesterday. I liked the way he attacked the strike zone with the big lead.

 

Have to also say that NordVPN has worked great the 1st weekend for MLBTV. If you have TMobile, this is the way to go.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Home opener roll call

 

in

 

Don't have tickets but going down there to party balls

7 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Don't have tickets but going down there to party balls

Where? Seems like Biggios and Little Woodrow’s are pretty much all that’s left 

7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Where? Seems like Biggios and Little Woodrow’s are pretty much all that’s left 

I'm going to just look for degenerates like @RGBIII and you assholes and go from there. Is anyone meeting up somewhere?

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Is anyone meeting up somewhere?

perry's woodlands!

We usually start at Biggios opening day. I was just more pointing out that Luckys, Luckys Lodge, Home Plate, and the Tavern are all closed/gone now 

So much for Dusty’s not messing with a good thing philosophy. 

 

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7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

perry's woodlands!

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1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

We usually start at Biggios opening day. I was just more pointing out that Luckys, Luckys Lodge, Home Plate, and the Tavern are all closed/gone now 

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So we meeting up at biggios like in 2017??
We are in

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I got tickets. Grabbing a late lunch at Irmas southwest down to grab a beer wherever before

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I got tickets. Grabbing a late lunch at Irmas southwest down to grab a beer wherever before

I live like 3 blocks from Irmas and it’s probably been 2 years since I’ve been there 

3 hours ago, maninblack said:

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Shouldn't Chris Beard be on the recruiting trail?

Haha....booooo.....hit motherfuckers

I don't know how we're gonna deal with the pressure of all these boos.

Apparently I was late flipping over from the basketball game and we have 2 hits already.

Quintana pitching tonight, huh?  

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aggression creates luck, astros up 1-0

Showrrea!!  CHEATER!  BOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!

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