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2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Who’s the blonde?

the ginger looks like Julia

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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the ginger looks like Julia
It is.

2 hours ago, APMP said:

It is.
 

Sorry but women that wear a flannel shirt like that to hide their ass suck.

Either show it or do not wear yoga pants and hide it.

7 hours ago, Pablo said:

the ginger looks like Julia


‘Thick’ Julia 

On 7/18/2021 at 3:28 PM, TonyTexas said:

Their head groundskeeper is considered the best on the business. He’s had the job since 1983, and been employed by the White Sox since 1967. He took over from his dad, who had the job from 1940-1983. His grandfather and uncle also worked as groundskeepers. 

Slight derail: This guy worked for his dad and grandfather: Jimmy Yancey. 

 

All those Chicago blues guys were White Sox fans. Muddy Waters had a ritual: put the White Sox game on the TV and kick back with a float made of grape soda and cherry walnut ice cream.

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Muddy Waters had a ritual: put the White Sox game on the TV and kick back with a float made of grape soda and cherry walnut ice cream.

I'm repulsed and intrigued at the same time.

Pleased to see Yordan in the lineup. I was a little worried about his hammy  

 

Pleased to see Yordan in the lineup. I was a little worried about his hammy  
 
Very surprised
56 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
57 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Pleased to see Yordan in the lineup. I was a little worried about his hammy  
 

Very surprised

Hopefully he just gets to trot around the bases four times.

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Alex Bregman (quad) ran the bases at high intensity on Tuesday.

Bregman will do similar baserunning workouts over the next few days in Houston before potentially heading out on a minor league rehab assignment sometime this weekend. It's looking like the star third baseman might be back with the Astros before the end of the month. He's been on the IL since June 17 due to a severe quad strain.

 

Unbelievable, he just comes up with storybook moment after storybook moment.

damn so close to a game-breaker by Correa, thought that was gone. 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

damn so close to a game-breaker by Correa, thought that was gone. 

Kalas had me believing

11 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

How many career lead off homers is that?  Can't find it.

i think they just said 21.

did i hear that right?

Goat about to bitch slap his teammates....get on his back bitches

If Altuve played for NYY, LAD or Bosox, there would be songs written about him, non-stop media adoration and what not. 
 

He’s simply a bad ass. 

17 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think they just said 21.

did i hear that right?

So much power wasted in the leadoff spot

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

If Altuve played for NYY, LAD or Bosox, there would be songs written about him, non-stop media adoration and what not. 
 

He’s simply a bad ass. 

Yeah I've been saying this for years...with his size and his career arc he would be the face of MLB and as popular as Jeter (if not more) if he played for the Yankees

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Yeah I've been saying this for years...with his size and his career arc he would be the face of MLB and as popular as Jeter (if not more) if he played for the Yankees

Little known Altuve fact:

He was born with just one leg.  He’s actually playing on only his right leg and his dick. 

the guy at the plate is a Straw

so is the guy pitching

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Didn’t McKenzie play a bit part on The Wire?

also chris bosh looks like one of omar's boyfriends in the wire /happyendings

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mofo taggin' brantley ... don't you hit my uncle mike

This is the jolt this team needed!! All gas and ass!!

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i think they just said 21.

did i hear that right?

I thought that it was a shit ton until I realized Rickey Henderson has 81, Craig Biggio 53, George Springer 39 👀

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