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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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37 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Myles Straw wants a word. Also TK just said "Dusty going with Max Muncy here"...

Maldy said hold my beer.  At least he doesn't try to bunt all the time like Humberto Quintero.

It’ll be nice to get him some at bats not in the 9th inning of a close game against the two other best teams in the league.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

It’ll be nice to get him some at bats not in the 9th inning of a close game against the two best teams in the league.

True.  It’s the mini WS

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

LOOK AT THESE LOSERS

 

What is it about being a fan of a team from one of the coast that makes you a piece of shit?

Just to make it sweeter, watching a dodger feed and all their narrative can take a back seat can leave a stink in their mouth. Go Astros

Best part of the night was watching all the national Twitter accounts go from breathlessly updating every new chant to not even acknowledging the final score.

Fuck your Josh Reddick slander!

Josh and Jett are honorary Astros for life. 

Lance McCullers Jr. = BIG BRASS BALLS

Congrats on the best pitching performance of the year.

 

And yeah, fuck mookie.  I mean, if that's how he fights a battle, I'm glad he's not in the military protecting our country.

 

What a completely fucking trash fanbase. The shit those clowns were doing at Dodger Stadium tonight put an NFL game to shame.

On 7/31/2021 at 2:51 PM, Gourmand said:

Absolutely, and you bring up a good point that isn't getting enough discussion from baseball writers and reporters about this year's team. 

The ginned up outrage in road stadiums and the cheater hyperbole in the media has likely galvanized Astros players and brought the team together in a uniquely impactful way. When a guy like Graveman comes over from a division rival and sees that connection in the clubhouse against the backdrop of BOOOOO CHEATER BANG BANG TRASHTROS, against his own ML experience within the culture of baseball and all the warts that come with it, with everything he knows about what other teams were doing and how MLB handled it, I think there's a good chance he immediately buys into the team and the mission to win it all because he sees how all those pieces fit together. He sees his new teammates not backing down and responding to the challenge of not only facing tough opposing pitchers and hitters, but absorbing a beating from fans and blocking out the noise to win consistently.

It really is impressive what this team is doing this year, especially Jose Fucking Altuve. What other team has faced anything close to the adversity of the 2021 Astros and responded the way they have?

Goddamn I love this team. 

 

Did Bellinger really say that?  That cunt struck out 17 times.  What a bitch ass motherfucker.

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Did Bellinger really say that?  That cunt struck out 17 times.  What a bitch ass motherfucker.

Yes, right after he said "I think what people don't realize is that, ya know, Altuve stole an MVP from Judge in '17"....

3 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Lance McCullers Jr. = BIG BRASS BALLS

Congrats on the best pitching performance of the year.

 

And yeah, fuck mookie.  I mean, if that's how he fights a battle, I'm glad he's not in the military protecting our country.

 

I know it's in a big game but Greinke has 3 games this year I would rate better. Still HELL of a game from Lance.

Edited by rvm96

Well that was a short night.  Worth it!

Let's do it again today!!!  Go Astros!!!

Unfortunately for Bellinger, everyone also knows he can't lay off inside breaking balls.

This pretty much sums it up with all these morons.   They have heard/seen everything already before you dummies.  

 

Why does Dusty dress like a fucking clown? He doesn't have any idea what "uniform" means.

Just now, Lat22 said:

Why does Dusty dress like a fucking clown? He doesn't have any idea what "uniform" means.

Dude respect the drip 

9 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why does Dusty dress like a fucking clown? He doesn't have any idea what "uniform" means.

He is old and senile...

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This pretty much sums it up with all these morons.   They have heard/seen everything already before you dummies.  

 

Not that he imploded or anything, but Buehler seemed openly pissed that the disruptions kept happening. It is affecting the home teams too.

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

no way in hell im wearing astros gear in 

 I got to thinking I would take my 7 year old to the AS Game next season...then looked at the location.. Not happening

Why does Dusty dress like a fucking clown? He doesn't have any idea what "uniform" means.

The rubber gloves crack me up

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