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Not only is he a hypocrite. As @Chuckie Finster so perfectly described it as like an arsonist complaining about the size of the fire. This from last night

He also has Alzheimer’s  This morning he celebrates the fans he called out last night  

 

 

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Gotta admit, this is pretty satisfying.  Pooooooooooor Dodgers

We need good Odorizzi tonight. 
 

it would be very helpful if pressley made it back this afternoon 

Edited by tx 3 putt

8 minutes ago, huge said:

Gotta admit, this is pretty satisfying.  Pooooooooooor Dodgers

It really is. Being the villain kind of rules.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need good Odorizzi tonight. 
 

it would be very helpful if pressley made it back this afternoon 

I won't be watching because when I do it's usually Rougnedizzi

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It really is. Being the villain kind of rules.

Yeah that a bunch of whiny worthless petulant dickbags hate us fucking kicks ass.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need good Odorizzi tonight. 
 

it would be very helpful if pressley made it back this afternoon 

Pressly doesn't usually make an appearance when the Astros are up double-digits, so I think we'll be OK tonight.

Lulz at all of the Dodger fans unironically wearing Betts jerseys in that video.

 

They are so traumatized by ‘17, they totally forget the ass-whooping by cheaters in ‘18.  

Walking into an office full of Dodgers fans this morning feels pretttttttty good

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Walking into an office full of Dodgers fans this morning feels pretttttttty good

“Hey guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!”

Last nights win was awesome, amazing, outstanding, satisfying etc., but let's not stop there.  Go in there tonight and ruin the debut of their new ace pitcher and completely skull fuck Dodgers Nation. 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Last nights win was awesome, amazing, outstanding, satisfying etc., but let's not stop there.  Go in there tonight and ruin the debut of their new ace pitcher and completely skull fuck Dodgers Nation. 


Give them a reason to be mad 

I'd like the hear the full context of this exchange. Anyone have a link?

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Not only is he a hypocrite. As @Chuckie Finster so perfectly described it as like an arsonist complaining about the size of the fire. This from last night

He also has Alzheimer’s  This morning he celebrates the fans he called out last night  

 

 

 

The Astros had just taken the field for batting practice, the gates had just opened, it was 5:15 p.m. and a lone voice filled Chavez Ravine.

“Cheater!”

It was a longtime fan named Jerry Prado in a Don Drysdale jersey. He was first, hustling to his reserved-level seat for the sole purpose of heckling the team that stole his World Series.

“Cheater! Cheater!” he kept screaming, the epithet echoing off the Elysian Hills, the Astros stealing glances up at this strange person who would so quickly bare his soul.

“I’ve been waiting a long time for this,” said Prado, 49, a Caltrans worker from Pomona who pounded his hand on his heart while fighting back tears. “I was here at Game 7. ... I saw grown men cry. … They took this from us.”

 

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

The Astros had just taken the field for batting practice, the gates had just opened, it was 5:15 p.m. and a lone voice filled Chavez Ravine.

“Cheater!”

It was a longtime fan named Jerry Prado in a Don Drysdale jersey. He was first, hustling to his reserved-level seat for the sole purpose of heckling the team that stole his World Series.

“Cheater! Cheater!” he kept screaming, the epithet echoing off the Elysian Hills, the Astros stealing glances up at this strange person who would so quickly bare his soul.

“I’ve been waiting a long time for this,” said Prado, 49, a Caltrans worker from Pomona who pounded his hand on his heart while fighting back tears. “I was here at Game 7. ... I saw grown men cry. … They took this from us.”

 

 

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

The Astros had just taken the field for batting practice, the gates had just opened, it was 5:15 p.m. and a lone voice filled Chavez Ravine.

“Cheater!”

It was a longtime fan named Jerry Prado in a Don Drysdale jersey. He was first, hustling to his reserved-level seat for the sole purpose of heckling the team that stole his World Series.

“Cheater! Cheater!” he kept screaming, the epithet echoing off the Elysian Hills, the Astros stealing glances up at this strange person who would so quickly bare his soul.

“I’ve been waiting a long time for this,” said Prado, 49, a Caltrans worker from Pomona who pounded his hand on his heart while fighting back tears. “I was here at Game 7. ... I saw grown men cry. … They took this from us.”

 

LMFAO WHAT A PUSSY

was this bruin whats his face? 

5 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

The Astros had just taken the field for batting practice, the gates had just opened, it was 5:15 p.m. and a lone voice filled Chavez Ravine.

“Cheater!”

It was a longtime fan named Jerry Prado in a Don Drysdale jersey. He was first, hustling to his reserved-level seat for the sole purpose of heckling the team that stole his World Series.

“Cheater! Cheater!” he kept screaming, the epithet echoing off the Elysian Hills, the Astros stealing glances up at this strange person who would so quickly bare his soul.

“I’ve been waiting a long time for this,” said Prado, 49, a Caltrans worker from Pomona who pounded his hand on his heart while fighting back tears. “I was here at Game 7. ... I saw grown men cry. … They took this from us.”

 


CFM cut them off at the fucking knees that game 7 !!!!!!

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I'd like the hear the full context of this exchange. Anyone have a link?

the pearl clutching from 29 fan bases while the rest of the league grumbles “meh” under their breath is priceless. 

Have the Doyer fans ever explained how the Astros would have been able to hear a trash can bang in a World Series where the crowd is yelling on every pitch?  Not to mention, the subtle fact that the Astros won 2 games in LA, including Game 7?

Edited by Texas St. Armadillos

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

LMFAO WHAT A PUSSY

was this bruin whats his face? 

Nope.  Bruin has less skin pigmentation and lives on water.

2 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Have the Doyer fans ever explained how the Astros would have been able to hear a trash can bang in a World Series where the crowd is yelling on every pitch?  Not to mention, the subtle fact that the Astros won 2 games in LA, including Game 7?

You are trying to apply reason with petulant loser snowflakes?

2 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Have the Doyer fans ever explained how the Astros would have been able to hear a trash can bang in a World Series where the crowd is yelling on every pitch?  Not to mention, the subtle fact that the Astros won 2 games in LA, including Game 7?

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CLOUD THIS WITH FACTS???? 

(also we almost got no hit the fucking game we lost at home, that offensive performance was horrendous) 

3 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Have the Doyer fans ever explained how the Astros would have been able to hear a trash can bang in a World Series where the crowd is yelling on every pitch?  Not to mention, the subtle fact that the Astros won 2 games in LA, including Game 7?

Does't matter, my dude.  It was stolen.  STOLEN I tell you.  Just stolen from the doyers.

Doyer fans also are mad at the Astros for Darvish pitching 2 games.  They really had to cheat to get Dave Roberts to make that call.

Are the Diamondbacks are permanent cross over NL team. Seems like we play them every year now, even when we are scheduled to play the NL East next year.

Nationals and Red Sox

lot of people feel that next season won’t happen 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lot of people feel that next season won’t happen 

huh?

The dreaded day off after opening day ughhhh

It’s weird that we have zero division games in the last 2 weeks of the season. That’s a big departure from the direction MLB scheduling has been going in recent years. 

8 minutes ago, maninblack said:

huh?

CBA expires in December and needs to be renegotiated.  Always such a smooth process.  

Are the Diamondbacks are permanent cross over NL team. Seems like we play them every year now, even when we are scheduled to play the NL East next year.
I have understood it as alternating between AZ then Rockies every other year. Of course the past couple have been screwed because we played NL West both years for interleague

I could be incorrect though

 

 

 

The NL West is like the SEC West - Alabama/LSU/Aggy are SF/LAD/SD and then crapola below them. 

At least the AL West only has 1 team WAY below .500 (lol Rangers). 

44 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Have the Doyer fans ever explained how the Astros would have been able to hear a trash can bang in a World Series where the crowd is yelling on every pitch?  Not to mention, the subtle fact that the Astros won 2 games in LA, including Game 7?

or if the Stros were stealing signs (horseshit) in the WS and that was the difference between the crybaby whiny Dodgers winning and losing, explain game 4. How did the Astros lose that game and scratch out a measly two hits if stealing signs at home? You don't get to argue on one hand that the only reason The Great Clayton Kershaw (with his 13-12 postseason record) could blow a big lead in gm 5 is because the Astros were cheating but then ignore the gm 4 result because it doesn't fit the argument. 

it's not cheating if we're better than you

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

The dreaded day off after opening day ughhhh


beyond dumb 

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

That's why the Astros haven't DFA'd Raley.


maybe Baez will show something this season 

 

59 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The NL West is like the SEC West - Alabama/LSU/Aggy are SF/LAD/SD and then crapola below them. 

At least the AL West only has 1 team WAY below .500 (lol Rangers). 

 

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Edited by Dennis Taylor

I'm the biggest Astros homer on this planet but we cheated during the postseason in 2017. This is coming from someone who was literally in the dugout. For example, Game 5 against Kershaw, we swung and missed ONE time. Seriously, go look at the tape. 

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