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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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27 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Did you hear the trash can banging at :40?   CHEATER!

that was the definition of a stopper.  big losing streak, half the offense out, we needed big innings and lockdown stuff.  greinke did that.

he's not verlander, but that's not an easy thing to do, even against the "1st place" m's.

Did i hear dumbass Blum say this pregame regarding yesterdays game?

"Yeah 10 hits but most of them were singles so it was a Tinder game"

Fucking dad jokes

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

I hope dumbass Crane learned his lesson because kissing Manfred's ring and the asses of his fellow owners didn't earn him any good will. 

Edited by Gourmand

Fuck Manfred and Fuck Selig always screwing over the Astros

Is 37 pitches in the 1st inning good?

Just now, WBT said:

Is 37 pitches in the 1st inning good?

If you had over 30 pitches in the first inning as a prop bet, it’s fantastic 

The flood gates are open 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Straw is hot garbage

Raley is right there with him

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fucking straw 

 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Tough catch but it has to be made

He's a good outfielder because he's fast

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

You know who makes that play? Jake Marisnick. 

All day, every day 

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

 he's fast

FIFY

It is impossible for me to believe that there isn't another OF currently not playing that isn't better than Myles Straw.

Were the 1st 5 pitches to make it seem he didn't want to hit Castro with a pitch?

Edited by HtownHorn

Tucker needs to get his head out of his ass sometime soon

Joe smith should probably be released

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Joe smith should probably be released

and the aggy along with him

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Joe smith should probably be released

Has he had a scoreless outing this season?

Has he had a scoreless outing this season?
Not that i recall
Joe smith should probably be released

Yes. He fucking sucks.

Start the year off 6-1 and me thinking of how incredible it would to go wire to wire in first and win the WS. Follow up those thoughts with a 1-7 stretch of the worst dog shit imaginable. Baseball Gods reminding Houston fans how they feel about us. Jfc.

Has Dusty explained his bullpen decision process? Is he getting directions from management? It’s illogical to keep putting Raley and Smith out there. 

Its not like we got a pen full of mariano riveras out there. Dusty can only use what is provided. Blame Clicks dumbass for signing Pedro Baez to a retarded ass deal and uhhh Stanek for the pen.

Dusty even said himself yesterday he is trying to find a spot for Smith to get in to build confidence.....todays spot was when we were down 3 so it really didn't matter and he still sucked. The spots where he can come in are getting smaller and smaller so its about time to just send him on his way. Problem is we still don't have shit to replace these guys with.

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