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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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How the fuck do I go to sleep to wake up at 630 to head to the game tomorrow?

Astros win, Bitcoin ~62K, Ethereum ~4,000, what a day

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck do I go to sleep to wake up at 630 to head to the game tomorrow?

Yeah- me too. 

Next time you are tempted to bitch about the shift, remember those last two outs.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Next time you are tempted to bitch about the shift, remember those last two outs.  

Who bitches about the shift?

It became the norm against pull hitters for a reason.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck do I go to sleep to wake up at 630 to head to the game tomorrow?

yup, just cracked another beer to watch postgame

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Next time you are tempted to bitch about the shift, remember those last two outs.  

Well he got that bloop hit in the 1st because of the shift, so it evened out in the end.

was chas or meyers on the baseball america radar ?  those two have been huge this post season 

How do you spell clutch?
 
 
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I keep trying to tell people he WILL go down as greatest playoff player of all time when he retires

Where is @Pimphand he was being a bitch earlier? Hahaha enjoy the win fucker.

Edited by Macklemore

That definitely feels like a game we stole from them  BUT.....

 

HOW THE FUCK DO CORREA AND ALTUVE KEEP DOING THIS??????????

 

Are the BBGs just paying us back in joyful clutch moments for all the postseason suffering we endured with Biggio and Bagwell?

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
How do you spell clutch?
 
 
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I keep trying to tell people he WILL go down as greatest playoff player of all time when he retires

Maybe. Probably. But Altuve has a little something to say about that. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
How do you spell clutch?
 
 
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I keep trying to tell people he WILL go down as greatest playoff player of all time when he retires

 

either him or altuve 

Wait, Rodriguez is saying Arroyo had a shot at Chas's 100+ single in the 6th? Lulz, three men that used a shit load of steroids.

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3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Where is @Pimphand he was being a bitch earlier? Hahaha enjoy the win fucker.

Have you ever heard of the reverse jinx bitch?

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Anybody see the vagisil on the last Boston pitchers neck?

See the substance Maldonado hid in his lip while whispering to Pressly after the last out?

 

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Have you ever heard of the reverse jinx bitch?

Haha. I’m fucking pulling your chain. I still have PTSD from last weekend too.

should the astros even show up tomorrow, i mean evaldi is unhittable and all that ?

3 hours ago, At Ease said:

He finally starts throwing off his FB and makes a quality CB and then we pull him?

Dusty was right on (to pull him), and I was not. 

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Should I just keep drinking all the way through the Longhorn and Astros game?

 

there's no reason to even stop tonight

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Have you ever heard of the reverse jinx bitch?

I’ve definitely heard of bitch 

That's exactly the kind of gut-wrenching game we nearly always lost in our first few years of making the postseason. Sure nice to see us on the winning side of some more recently.

Game 2 would be a fine time for Tucker and Bregs to blow up. This business of scoring only 5 runs is way too stressful. 

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13 minutes ago, Burt said:

See the substance Maldonado hid in his lip while whispering to Pressly after the last out?

 

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112, 116, 108, 101 mph exit velo’s in the 9th

they need better substance 

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

112, 116, 108, 101 mph exit velo’s in the 9th

they need better substance 

Yeah, I don't think chewing tobacco is gonna help the pitcher much.

Biggio’s response to Correa standing at the plate after his HR was priceless. He stood up to cheer when it was hit then immediately stopped when he looked at Correa and was all wtf is he doing?

you newbies need to post less or go to the game thread. thanks 

MLB says it was also Correa’s 4th career go-ahead home run in the 7th inning or later in a postseason game. That’s most in postseason history.   

Correa also has 55 postseason RBIs,, the most among active players. 

The home run was Altuve’s 20th career postseason home run.  With that dinger, according to MLB Stats, Altuve became the fastest player in league history to get to 20 home runs.  He joins three others who have hit 20 or more postseason home runs -- Manny Ramirez (29), Bernie Williams (22) and Derek Jeter (20).

 
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Anyone birching about Carlos’ celebration can go fuck themselves. 

Anyone birching about Carlos’ celebration can go fuck themselves. 
Full heel mode!
1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Anyone birching about Carlos’ celebration can go fuck themselves. 

Word. When the next Breggy Bomb is hit, I want him to trot around the entire diamond with bat in hand. Keep them hoes mad

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Word. When the next Breggy Bomb is hit, I want him to trot around the entire diamond with bat in hand. Keep them hoes mad

He should do cartwheels all the way around the bases then fuck the pitcher's wife against the dugout railing.

Cristian Javier was the fucking unsung hero tonight. I hope he has turned a corner with his control because if he can limit the walks, he can be a huge weapon.

Hope Maldy is good to go tomorrow. That pitch grazing his chest slowed down the ball before it hit his right wrist/forearm. 

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Cristian Javier was the fucking unsung hero tonight. I hope he has turned a corner with his control because if he can limit the walks, he can be a huge weapon.

 

garcia / javier / maton / raley / stanek / graveman. fucking nails !!!

Anyone know where I can find a stream of mlb network? I turn on sportscenter to see coverage and I get a Zach errs trade and WNBA finals press conference.

Edited by Dondrysdale1

Slowest game I’ve ever attended. Lines sucked. Don’t care. Got the win. Drank a bunch. Ate chick fil and hot dogs. Saw the H‑E‑B guy, Andre Johnson and some fat guy that looked like the wolverine. Hopefully won’t be back for a couple of weeks.

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