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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Never pick a regular season ut game over playoff baseball 

*except Texas / OU 

Did both a couple of years ago (Texas/ou, Astros/Yankees).

brutal.  paid for it for a week…and lost both 

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this is the part where somebody can explain all the extra rounds and games we get to play in. 

Tom Rinaldi doing a segment on us being the bad boys and villains of baseball…
Definitely never would have imagined this in my 8 year old baseball dreams 

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Did both a couple of years ago (Texas/ou, Astros/Yankees).

brutal.  paid for it for a week…and lost both 

October 9, 1999 is what I commonly refer to as "Super Happy Fun Day".  I had seats at about the 40 in the Cotton Bowl to watch the Horns beat the Sooners 38-28.  As soon as The Eyes of Texas played, we hopped in the truck and high-tailed it to watch the first pitch of G3 of the ALDS Yankees vs Rangers.  Clemens on the mound.  Yankees won 3-0.  After the Yankees clinched, we finished the trifecta with REK at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth.  Hands down the greatest DFW experience of my life.  

We need a W today boys. Give us Longhorns fans something instead of a shit sandwich 

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Tom Rinaldi doing a segment on us being the bad boys and villains of baseball…
Definitely never would have imagined this in my 8 year old baseball dreams 

The rest of the country hates Houston and our great state regardless of what we do. Embrace and enjoy being the villain and stop looking to be loved.

Fuck your defense Kike...signed big dick Chas

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Maybe Chas will hit two dongs today.

Can't stoops ate them

Grienke has to be the first guy up today ?
Not if he is staring game 4

So mad at the Longhorns that I can't even get into this yet.  Need a couple of early runs for the good guys to snap me out of it.

I really hope all these Yankee doodle shit brains hold on to the cheating thing forever. The tears are delicious.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

So mad at the Longhorns that I can't even get into this yet.  Need a couple of early runs for the good guys to snap me out of it.

What exactly were you expecting? It was always going to be an L from the zebras and the big bad undefeated Kings of the future shit12.

I hate getting 0-2 cause then we do this dumb shit of throwing trash to get back to 3-2 way too much. Players are typically too smart to swing at a complete trash.

Just attack the zone you pussies.

Plus if that mullet don't get your dick hard I don't know what will.

STRIKEOUT

Just now, elfenix said:

throw strikes!

Yeah if I were a Sawk the bat would be on my shoulder.

Yes, because we want JD Martinez up with the bases loaded. 

umpire not giving the low part of the zone, statcast has a couple of these as strikes already

Correa needs to dong slap Garcia

Throw fucking strikes motherfucking Astros starters
Unpossible

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