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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Awesome. Shit sandwich from the Horns with a cum chaser by the Astros 

Looking like a banner day for sports

Just gonna go to bed until tomorrow 

Same shit happened last game

Fuck these Bawston turds

Just now, Pimphand said:

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

LOL you couldn’t wait to do that. Is this another reverse jinx?

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

FUCK YOU OCTOBER 16th, FUCK IN THE FUCKING ASS

Not another one of these fucking Saturdays dammit.

Dumb cunt, walking those two. 

 

Garcia shouldn't start again in the playoffs.  He's shitty now.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Just gonna go to bed until sports no longer exists

FIFY

Start chipping away 
Yep...time to hit boys

A couple runs here would improve my mood quite a bit. Then again, so would drinking antifreeze. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like destroying something beautiful.

Find an innocent college girl to bang and make her your whore and side piece. That’s good start.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Dumb cunt, walking those two. 

 

Garcia shouldn't start again in the playoffs.  He's shitty now.

I have no idea why they have him ahead of Urquidy in the pecking order.

Fucking walks.  If these guys won't trust their stuff and attack, we're not going to make it.

Just now, WBT said:

I have no idea why they have him ahead of Urquidy in the pecking order.

Fucking walks.  If these guys won't trust their stuff and attack, we're not going to make it.

Because his splits suggest he’d serve an even bigger shit sandwich in Fenway 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Our SP isn’t anywhere near championship level.

Especially without LMJ

So….it’s a nice day outside. Need to do stuff out there, I guess.
Like watch the game through the window.

Don't be a bitch(yet) it's 1st inning

Lets fucking go.
10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   

Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   
Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 
Go chase cars bro

Also annoyed as fuck watching Baylor kicking BYU’s ass and realizing they’re better than us 

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   

Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

 

 

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Also annoyed as fuck watching Baylor kicking BYU’s ass and realizing they’re better than us 
Pretty sure the Astros would beat BYU in baseball

no clue where the strike zone is

Greinke or odorizzi gotta come in

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