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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Gotta pitch odorizzi here.

Greinke needs to start. Nothing supports Odorizzi starting in game 4

well this is about the worst possible thing that couldve happened 

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

Whoever they bring in might have to go the rest of the game, regardless of the score. Save the rest of the pen. 

Wow I really pissed off the sports gods some how.

Just now, Scraps said:

Gotta pitch odorizzi here.

Greinke needs to start. Nothing supports Odorizzi starting in game 4

Greinke can't start except in an "opener" capacity really. He is not stretched about beyond 40 pitches.

And we have to burn odorrizi
 
fuck me 
Its not burning. Greinke should start game 4 anyway.
Greinke can't start except in an "opener" capacity really. He is not stretched about beyond 40 pitches.
He throws 85 he can pitch 7 innings if he needs to.

He only has to go through the lineup twice
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Whoever they bring in might have to go the rest of the game, regardless of the score. Save the rest of the pen. 

Off day tomorrow, still have to try to win.  It's the second.

Because of Texas football this doesn’t even move me. I’m really numb to everything 

Lmao long toss on the field. Move chas i gotta throw home

Than warm up is going to take awhile lulz

trying to ice evaldi haha

Just now, Scraps said:

Lmao long toss on the field. Move chas i gotta throw home

Smoltz does not approve !!

 Peter Solomon better get ready because I bet there's a good chance they activate him off the taxi squad if Garcia is injured significantly

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

Gosh, I hope Garcia would still be available to start a game 7 if necessary. 

What an impossible spot for Odorizzi to be in. At least the expectations bar is low.

must be nice to be a red sox fan.  all their injuries actually make them better.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

Sure, LMJ can just pitch with his non-injured arm.

Nothing is fucked, my dudes.

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 
I mean i figure 0 chance that happens but that would be some ultimate houston legend shit
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Dump Garcia, recall LMJ

ready for game 4 on Tuesday

checkmate.

mccarver is only 80?  shocked he wasn't in the booth for g2 of the alds.

This is gonna be funny as fuck when we win this game at 9pm

Astros in 5+ playoff games involved in 2 rules changes coming for next year.

the baserunning fiasco against white Sox and time limit on pitcher injury replacement 

Props to Garcia for faking chafed pussy lips to ice Eovaldi. 

Hate to derail the thread during the game, but my SIL is curious about handicapped accessible seating for the playoffs. Does anyone know how you would go about trying to get those seats? Her teenage son recently lost his leg to osteosarcoma, and she wanted to look into getting him tickets. Would’ve given him my seat yesterday, but he just had a revision surgery and wasn’t cleared to be off his stomach in time to attend. Hopefully he’ll be cleared on Wednesday next week. Appreciate any advice, surly or otherwise.

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7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm truly trying to find any piece of hope I can find today, but maybe Garcia is hurt and can't pitch anymore and LMJ can come back this series as a replacement. 

I proposed the miracle return a couple of days ago, horse steroids, Bob Baffert.  Assume that is the plan

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Props to Garcia for faking chafed pussy lips to ice Eovaldi. 

god you fucking suck 

you are easily the worst poster on this board, you do not deserve this golden era of astros baseball

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Hate to derail the thread during the game, but my SIL is curious about handicapped accessible seating for the playoffs. Does anyone know who you would go about trying to get those seats? Her teenage son recently lost his leg to osteosarcoma, and she wanted to look into getting him tickets. Would’ve given him my seat yesterday, but he just had a revision surgery and wasn’t cleared to be off his stomach in time to attend. Hopefully he’ll be cleared on Wednesday next week. Appreciate any advice, surly or otherwise.

Check this box

except I don’t know how strictly they monitor/enforce actual disabled individuals using /buying those seats so you may have to compete with able-bodied a-holes buying them

 

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

god you fucking suck 

you are easily the worst poster on this board, you do not deserve this golden era of astros baseball

Lighten up you sensitive bitch. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Lighten up you sensitive bitch. 

all you do is whine and complain.

Uhhh lets not give up a grand slam every inning plz

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