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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Kinda cheesy at times but a good piece by Rinaldi before yesterday’s game for those that missed it

Where's the 2nd part about Pettis's cancer?

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Where's the 2nd part about Pettis's cancer?

Gotta save something for the WS….to contrast against Washington sending runners while wiping white stuff from under his nose 

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Biggest game of the season is tonight

12 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Biggest game of the season is tonight

There's playoff implications

zero productivity today for me....is it game time yet

Edited by Sleepygrad

Correa is 6/10 with 5 walks off Rodriguez, Altuve 5/13, and Bregman is 5/12.

Correa/Bregman love Fenway...in 19 games there Correa is .347avg with 1.094 OPS. Bregman in 13 games is .340 avg 1.189OPS.

4 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Urquidy day at least we know we will get strikes. 

and with any luck, it won’t be a 5 hour game. 

Doubt it...even with Urquidy going....every fucking Red Sox game is a beating 

39 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Correa is 6/10 with 5 walks off Rodriguez, Altuve 5/13, and Bregman is 5/12.

Correa/Bregman love Fenway...in 19 games there Correa is .347avg with 1.094 OPS. Bregman in 13 games is .340 avg 1.189OPS.

Welp, gonna be a while before I can get up from my desk at work.

I'm sure blackouts are still going to apply, so it's useless for most of us. 

Edited by kevwun

bregman been way too quiet this post-season....need a big game from him and Yuli

I need Yordan to start bombing.  This 2 homers in 24 playoff games shit is getting old.  

I'm sure blackouts are still going to apply, so it's useless for most of us. 

it was a poorly written tweet, but the whole point of the service is for in-market games.
1 hour ago, Scraps said:

I need Yordan to start bombing.  This 2 homers in 24 playoff games shit is getting old.  

i will never complain about how our stars perform in postseason games.  the current era of astros baseball is beyond anything my 1998-2005 mind could even fathom.

but it would be nice to do what these other teams seem to do and have a random dude get blast furnace hot right when they're playing us.  jackie bradley fucking jr beat us single-handedly in 2018 (and then steve pearce went and won the world series).  kike hernandez (as smoltz put it, a unique combination of power and speed at the front of the lineup - he had 20 homers and 1 steal in 2021) needs to settle down.

seems like every random dodger hit a homer vs us in 2017.  and we don't need to discuss arozarena, since he did it against everyone, but tampa also had some rando's go crazy.  and yeah, the howie kendrick situation is not lost on me.

none of these are "stars" (except arozarena).  i'm ready for a couple of our non-stars to do something crazy.  channel your inner chris burke if you have to. 

The only guy it would be a surprise from in our lineup is Chas/Meyers or Machete.  Nobody is going to bat an eye if someone 1-7 does it.

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As i tell lilshep, enjoy these past 6 years of astros baseball as much as possible. Generations of fans never saw this amount of sustained success. Wish my grandfather and dad were around to see this. Greatest time to be a astros fan. Know i waited 36 years for it in 2015.
Most important game tonight. Need to start breathing orange fire

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13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The only guy it would be a surprise from in our lineup is Chas/Meyers or Machete.  Nobody is going to bat an eye if someone 1-7 does it.

i'll take a hot streak from a pitcher as well.

No Jake Meyers tonight according to Dusty Baker on Sportstalk 790. Close but not ready. 

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Fuck Kevin Brown

And Jim Leyritz

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

The only guy it would be a surprise from in our lineup is Chas/Meyers or Machete.  Nobody is going to bat an eye if someone 1-7 does it.

i'm also ok if bregman decides to go full beltran.  stars can get hot too.

I would settle for a return of the Bregman who hits a homer against every good starter we go up against in the playoffs.

that guys name is Jose Siri 

Astros: how does Jose Siri fit into a postseason roster?

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

that guys name is Jose Siri 

Astros: how does Jose Siri fit into a postseason roster?

 

 

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Hey, Siri: can you drive in 3 runs in a playoff game?

 

I expect an epic dive attempt at a fly ball that turns into an inside the park homer

I mean we will be up 8 so it won't matter 

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Siri is going 0-4 with 4 Ks or he's hitting two over the monster.  No in between.

Yeah just came to post that I look forward to my espn feed showing headlines: “Hey Siri, show me a home run”

Hoping for the bats to explode tonight. And I’m hoping our staff will catch that playoff magic we see other teams do and pitch some incredible games moving forward all the way to another World Series trophy. 

33 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Siri is going 0-4 with 4 Ks or he's hitting two over the monster.  No in between.


he’ll only hit one over the green monster and hurt himself during his celebration dance 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


he’ll only hit one over the green monster and hurt himself during his celebration dance 

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I'm nervous, guys. I plan to watch the game, which almost always makes the Astros lose. Most recent source: watched 1 ALDS game and CWS won it.

2 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I'm nervous, guys. I plan to watch the game, which almost always makes the Astros lose. Most recent source: watched 1 ALDS game and CWS won it.

Then you know what to do and don’t watch. Glad I could help and I’m here if you need anymore advice.

Why start watching now then?



4 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I'm nervous, guys. I plan to watch the game, which almost always makes the Astros lose. Most recent source: watched 1 ALDS game and CWS won it.

can you just not watch the game then?

10 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I'm nervous, guys. I plan to watch the game, which almost always makes the Astros lose. Most recent source: watched 1 ALDS game and CWS won it.


don’t do us any favors 

14 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I'm nervous, guys. I plan to watch the game, which almost always makes the Astros lose. Most recent source: watched 1 ALDS game and CWS won it.

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Siri gonna be our rookie postseason Randy Soto tonight. 

Siri might have a great game but Chas has been hot and he’s reliable. Don’t agree with the move. 

36 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Why start watching now then?


 

36 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

can you just not watch the game then?

38 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Then you know what to do and don’t watch. Glad I could help and I’m here if you need anymore advice.

It's why I skipped games 1 and 2 of the ALCS (and the other 3 ALDS games). Definitely thinking about not turning it on, but it's hard to keep skipping.

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