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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Leave Urquidy in there until his arm falls off now.  Then make him pitch with his other arm.

8 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

What’s the record for grand slams in a post season series?

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT 

What the fuck man

Just now, Macklemore said:

These past 2 weekends have been brutal. Fuck sports 

no fucking doubt my man

just an absolute beating

Put a new pitcher in the oven

Just now, beer said:

Put a new pitcher in the oven

You mean trot out the next scrub to give up more runs.

6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

What’s the record for grand slams in a post season series?

3

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

Whelp it was a fun run but this is over, good luck correa

Fuck off. 

Save us Greinke- you are our only hope. 
Also- this team has been money defensively all season only for it to fall apart at the worst possible time. 
 

Don’t worry guys we will hold on to those farm hands at every deadline so our 2029 season is partly productive.

Just now, Pablo said:

no fucking doubt my man

just an absolute beating

I have been cranky and pissed off at work because of this shit. Supposed to be getting rest and having some fun but no we have to stew and be pissed at the Horns and Astros 

I love the announcers trying to bail Altuve out there. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Leave Urquidy in there until his arm falls off now.  Then make him pitch with his other arm.

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where is the corpse of justin verlander on the depth chart?

Lmao. Pitching what a joke. Thanks JV and Lance for always being hurt. 
Done w this series until we win a game then I will watch again.
Getting out my Braves hat. 

Fucking 1-0 if Altuve turns two there. 
not that it matters how this is going. 

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

These past 2 weekends have been brutal. Fuck sports 

This.

Fuck off. 
Reality is a bitch, our batters have the deer in a headlights look and we have no pitchers, its the second and urquidy is at 57 pitches

One Rally Per Inning Please

Give us 2 innings somehow Yimi

2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Lmao. Pitching what a joke. Thanks JV and Lance for always being hurt. 
Done w this series until we win a game then I will watch again.
Getting out my Braves hat. 

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Holy shit.  Well, this only counts as one loss.
 
C'mon, Greinke!

And game two was only one loss. Have 4 of them and you are done
Just now, cabowabo said:

What are you doing Dusty??

hopefully getting fucking fired

No fucking marbles.

Gotten hit in the mouth back to back games, need to nut up or GTFO. Embarrassing 

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Lot of quit in here.

it's the second inning of  1-1 series. Amazing how all these newbs show up to shit all over this thread.

4 minutes ago, Smax said:
7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Fuck off. 

Reality is a bitch, our batters have the deer in a headlights look and we have no pitchers, its the second and urquidy is at 57 pitches

Here’s reality. The series will be 2-1. Last time I checked, you have to win 4 games to win the series. 

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Anyone wondering why dusty hasn’t gotten a contract, well here’s why. 
 

should have just ridden Urquidy and try to salvage the pen… instead we’re gonna burn more arms in a blowout to double fuck us tomorrow

Here’s reality. The series will be 2-1. Last time I checked, you have to win 5 games to win the series. 
I guarantee neither team wins 5 games in this series.
it's the second inning of  1-1 series. Amazing how all these newbs show up to shit all over this thread.

Show your work as to how this pitching staff gets 72 more outs in Boston.
1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

Anyone wondering why dusty hasn’t gotten a contract, well here’s why. 
 

should have just ridden Urquidy and try to salvage the pen… instead we’re gonna burn more arms in a blowout to double fuck us tomorrow

who are you again? I don't recall seeing you here this season?

We are turning on each other....that's just what they want

need our own grand slam good start by yuli

Anyone wondering why dusty hasn’t gotten a contract, well here’s why. 
 
should have just ridden Urquidy and try to salvage the pen… instead we’re gonna burn more arms in a blowout to double fuck us tomorrow


would have been nice if urquidy could have gotten out of the inning, but you can’t leave a dude out there to rack up 60 pitches in an inning.

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