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Hoping to not watch us stare down heaters down the middle this inning.
One pitch down the middle, one hit
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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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8 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Lmao. Pitching what a joke. Thanks JV and Lance for always being hurt. 
Done w this series until we win a game then I will watch again.
Getting out my Braves hat. 

Gourmand…this guy take the biggest bitch award away from me?

Paying our penance to mlb. That baseball hit to Altuve wasn't a normal baseball. Lots of juice in those balls.

Alright, Yuli set the table.  Let's get at least a couple back here.

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

 


would have been nice if urquidy could have gotten out of the inning, but you can’t leave a dude out there to rack up 60 pitches in an inning.

drinking your oakstoberfest is the only thing good about right now. 

I had to open up a 9% porter to keep watching

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

drinking your oakstoberfest is the only thing good about right now. 

Was supposed to quote this

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

I think we are gonna have to take Machete out. We need to score runs now.

In his defense it should have been 2-1 but that ump called the ball up a strike and then he had to swing at it again at about the same spot.

kike is such a look at me bitch
I've wanted to kick him in the dick since he was a Dodger. I'm sure people feel similar about Correa though.
10 minutes ago, APMP said:
11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Here’s reality. The series will be 2-1. Last time I checked, you have to win 5 games to win the series. 

I guarantee neither team wins 5 games in this series.

Fat fingered. But you get my point. 

I don’t get upset when Maldy K’s, it’s what I expect and anything different is a bonus.

His defense and arm usually makes up for it.

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

These dudes take our spirit and make us look like ghost.  

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8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Gourmand…this guy take the biggest bitch award away from me?

Lol I was venting. I was at the game Saturday…this and Horns football have ruined me. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Save us Greinke- you are our only hope. 
Also- this team has been money defensively all season only for it to fall apart at the worst possible time. 
 

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1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Lol I was venting. I was at the game Saturday…this and Horns football have ruined me. 

I’m right there with you bro. 

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking 1-0 if Altuve turns two there. 
not that it matters how this is going. 

Heard that plenty times. Sucks it always ends up at him. 

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christ altuve what the fuck are you doing

Starting to feel like it might not be our night, fellas.

Edited by TexArcher

7 runs at Fenway is nothing when your team still has 6 more innings to hit... 

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan
Furk

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

christ altuve what the fuck are you doing

that wasn't on Altuve as much as the throw from Maldonado

We will have a fun 30 for 30 on this on down the road. Altuve owes the cartel some money.  WHAT.THE.FUCK. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

that wasn't on Altuve as much as the throw from Maldonado

No way. It one hopped altuve and was waist high.

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Would love to have a catcher that can at least hit .100. A boy can dream.

He deals with the pitchers so the engineers don't have to!  And obviously it's going swimmingly.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

6 runs at Fenway is nothing when your team still has 6 more innings to hit... 

 

how about 9 runs?

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

that wasn't on Altuve as much as the throw from Maldonado

Gotta disagree on that.

Lol. We should just forfeit the series now. We can’t even catch fly balls. 

Edited by cabowabo

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

7 runs at Fenway is nothing when your team still has 6 more innings to hit... 

 

Furk...

Ok,  9 runs

This could be going better

put in the taxi squad?

 

Hard to win a series with no starting pitchers boys.  Although that was supposed to be Click's specialty I thought.

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