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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Damn, didn’t even look like he swung it that hard/hit it that well either

Stealing signs isn't against the rules espn cunts

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Need to bean Laureano here.

 

Fuck it, hit him with a pickoff.

DP!!

Side note - how long are we going to have to keep seeing that photoshopped head shot of Greinke with the mullet in the Astros cap?  He had already cut it off when he was traded to us but someone photoshopped an Astros cap onto his D'back photo from that year.  It's still his picture on the MLB gametracker/app.

Fucking Pinder again

Pinder can go fuck himself

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Wulaw gonna flip his lid at correa’s HR coming up 

Season has started. I won’t spam it by continuing to talk about correa’s non extension. That’s off season stuff. The off-season, thankfully, is now over. 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pinder and Laureano are such pests.  

That's the As for you... a team full of annoying pests. 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pinder and Laureano are such pests.  

You spelled "cunts" wrong.

I love Greinke. I don’t think he’s at all likely to be an ace anymore, but he’s a baseball treasure. 

Elsewhere in the division, Trout Rendon Ohtani Pujols Upton Max Stassi just hit the first HR of the year for the Angels.

This guy is a pussy

Throws fucking meat

Let's do this

Another DP was huge that inning.  82 pitches for Greinke.  He can probaby go one more innning now.  What did he get up to his last spring start?

Keep booing, A’s fans.  Anything to forget that ass-beating in the ALDS.  

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Keep booing, A’s fans.  Anything to forget that ass-beating in the ALDS.  

it's funny, i remember every pitch from the 2017 postseason.  i remember an awful lot from 2018-2019.  but earlier this game they were talking about the 2020 playoffs and i'm like, "we played oakland last year?"

covid daze i guess.

For all the games I went to in the Colosseum when the Stros were god awful... As fan can suck it. And I actually kinda sorta like them when they're not playing the Astros too.

Probably should have caught that foul popup

it's funny, i remember every pitch from the 2017 postseason.  i remember an awful lot from 2018-2019.  but earlier this game they were talking about the 2020 playoffs and i'm like, "we played oakland last year?"
covid daze i guess.

The whole 2020 season is like that for me. They mentioned Blake Taylor earlier and I realized I had completely forgotten he was even on our team.

Nice bounce back for Enoli to get the 2 Ks

Great sequence of pitches on those last two Ks.  Paredes can be so sick.

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