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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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If he’s healthy/ can pass a physical, go get Peacock.

I know it would take some time to get in to game shape and get we have other guys on the mend that will hopefully be back soon, but fuck. This is absurd.

I thought the AAA moved from Round Rock to Sugarland. Not Round Rock to Houston

 

Why don't I care?  Has apathy already set it?  I should care that we suck.

When do tickets go on sale for May home games?

thought I heard Ford mention on the radio the other day that it’ll be later this week 

2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

He hung that slider and and gave up a missile.  Straw has sucked at CF but Abreu didn't do him any favors there.

49 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When do tickets go on sale for May home games?

thought I heard Ford mention on the radio the other day that it’ll be later this week 

Got this email this morning:

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2 hours ago, Starfleet Command said:

He hung that slider and and gave up a missile.  Straw has sucked at CF but Abreu didn't do him any favors there.

Agreed.  But it also should have been caught if Straw plays it/was positioned correctly.

When do tickets go on sale for May home games?
thought I heard Ford mention on the radio the other day that it’ll be later this week 
Today

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Lol at the side effect excuse we have decided to use.   stahp

Edited by Scraps

So spending money to extend your above average arm, below average hitting, catcher is important, but signing your all star, above average in everything, short stop is not. Makes prefect sense.

Edited by Mo Horn

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

4/21 

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Finally the stench of another misplayed ball by Straw finally broke Dusty's back.

Way to make the 1st out at 3rd dumbass

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

y all think we can score a run in this bullshit?

never a doubt*

*was in the process of saying we wouldn't score when Yuli made contact

Seems like forever since we hit a HR

Just got my MLBTv/VPN combo to work and was unaware of the weather conditions. this is fucking bullshit. how many times have we seen April games in the NE or Chicago canceled because of wintry weather? seems like a common occurrence so why is this game even happening?????

FUCK MLB and FUCK MANFRED

Why isn't Christian Javier back 

Looks like we are gonna have to score 13+ to win this one 

Just now, mbtex said:

Why isn't Christian Javier back 

pitches tomorrow

Looks like we are gonna have to score 13+ to win this one 
I don't think we've scored 13 total over the last ten games.
5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
6 minutes ago, Scraps said:
Looks like we are gonna have to score 13+ to win this one 

I don't think we've scored 13 total over the last ten games.

Oh i didn't say it was going to happen, but at this rate I figure the Stros are going to give up 12

11 minutes ago, mbtex said:

Why isn't Christian Javier back 


because you touch yourself 

Those two blonde Astro fans behind the first base dig out look very alright, alright, alright 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Those two blonde Astro fans behind the first base dig out look very alright, alright, alright 

For a moment I was wondering if @MeganMakinMoney is in Denver today....she's a big Astros fan.

 

 

Edited by Gourmand

just start firing everyone.  Fuck it. 

  

I can't believe we're about to lose our ninth game out of the last ten. 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I can't believe we're about to lose our ninth game out of the last ten. 

to mostly shitty teams.  So we are super shitty. 

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

just start firing everyone.  Fuck it. 

  

This team is broken. Too many holes in the roster and 162 games is going to exposed it. The good news is there is no way Correa is getting a deal anywhere in the vicinity of Lindor. He's a good player that flashes greatness too inconsistently to give $180M+.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The good news is there is no way Correa is getting a deal anywhere in the vicinity of Lindor. He's a good player that flashes greatness too inconsistently to give $180M+.

The even better good news is that we will not have a pennant race to worry about, so we can trade him at the deadline without hesitation.  

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The even better good news is that we will not have a pennant race to worry about, so we can trade him at the deadline without hesitation.  

Hopefully a team emerges that needs a SS, right now, I don't see one.

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hopefully a team emerges that needs a SS, right now, I don't see one.

Not getting anything for Carlos Correa and George Springer will hamstring this team for years.

Hopefully a team emerges that needs a SS, right now, I don't see one.

Given Correa’s past postseason performances, Click should be fired if he cant find a team wanting to acquire Correa for a potential playoff run.
10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not getting anything for Carlos Correa and George Springer will hamstring this team for years.

So it was a mistake not to trade Springer last year? Weren’t we 1 game away from the World Series?

Edited by TonyTexas

Anyone else seeing this game vs. the Rockies right now?

Snowing like a mofo up there.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

We’re they supposed to trade Springer last year? Weren’t we 1 game away from the World Series?

No, but not betting anything for both of them would be a gut punch.

2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Anyone else seeing this game vs. the Rockies right now?

Snowing like a mofo up there.

 

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Remember that 4 game sweep of the A's?  We've won 3 games since then

Again I’ll say it, after the 6-1 start I seriously was thinking this was gonna be the year we see the Astros dominate. Holy fuck is there a quicker collapse to absolute dog shit than this? I mean I guess it’s better than waiting till august to choke and just get it over with faster and hopefully I can look back on this post and laugh when we turn it around.

 

also if there is no place to trade Correa because no one needs a SS then how will he sign with anyone in the off season? If he’s a superstar then he’s a top 3 SS in baseball and would be easily desired for a team wanting to get over the hump I would assume.

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