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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Well, first time since Friday we’ve been within 6 runs after the 2nd inning. So we got that going for us.

Love that the umps are checking our pitchers for a foreign substance. Cause they've been so dominate. 

If Maldonado gets another AB in this game, I’m going to go ahead and slice my scrotum off. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

If Maldonado gets another AB in this game, I’m going to go ahead and slice my scrotum off. 

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

Love that the umps are checking our pitchers for a foreign substance. Cause they've been so dominate. 

Well there is a lot of unnatural movement …uh…

We need to knock this clown out this inning and start putting the pressure on their shitty pen.

Why is it that only Astro foul pop ups stay playable.

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

I'm alright with Buck talking shit on Altuve now. 

He certainly loves to gargle Red Sox balls.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

We need to knock this clown out this inning and start putting the pressure on their shitty pen.

sigh

Fucking walks

 

better than green monster bombs I guess

 

except it’s not either or.

it’s fucking walks and then green monster bombs 

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

I’ve never seen a team foul so many pitches.

Out of play. All of ours stay in play for an out. So it seems anyway.

 they make you work... The ball was 2 feet off the plate 

Lol. No way that was a strike.  Maldonado thought it was ball 4. 

No, Smoltz, he didn't throw down because he would've thrown it right into the side of JD's head because there was fucking interference, you silly bastard.

You have to actually make a throw to get interference right?  Seems dumb but I think that's the rule.

Lol. No way that was a strike.  Maldonado thought it was ball 4. 
Laz Diaz has an interesting strike zone tonight

I love that Dusty made a valiant effort to argue interference there. 

Nvm 

Edited by Mo Horn

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Laz fucking sucks.

Nice to see a pitch call goes Astros way for a change. 

Definitely ball 4 but Laz strikes out the Bosox hitter with a bad call...

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Smoltz is about as bad as Buck. Time to fucking mute these morons.

But he’s spot on about our shitty pitch sequencing

infuriating watching us waste pitches on shit even I would spit on 

Smoltz should have loved that call

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

You have to actually make a throw to get interference right?  Seems dumb but I think that's the rule.

Yes, should have taken the free opportunity to bean him in the ear hole and send the runner back to first. But I’ll take the way it worked out in hindsight.

Edited by Wishbone

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yordan's about to go boom...

Walk so correa can. Fuck. On the button. 

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