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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

What a single with one out to go? Man up, dude. 

No. Throwing balls up 7. Pound the zone. Don’t care about anything else. 

holy hell this bullpen was tits tonight. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

wtf was that update shit?

The Russians. 

Hey fuck stick Smoltz, the Astros can also take the series lead back to Houston !!!!

These games are nuts.  How is either team going to find enough pitching to eat the innings?

 

New series!

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

How’s everyone doing in here?  All of the BS from games 2 and 3 is a memory.  Framber gets back to form tomorrow and we close this out at home in 6.  

Coming home for at least 1 more! Hopefully needing just 1 more when they do. Let’s Gooo!

Sounded like funeral home music playing when Buck was handing it over to the studio. He sounded so sad. Awesome.

Just now, cabowabo said:

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

He might be into that

I love Cora going for the kill shot and it blowing it up in his face with Eovaldi in the 9th.

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

and then shot him in the back.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Sounded like funeral home music playing when Buck was handing it over to the studio. He sounded so sad. Awesome.

He should get ripped for his tone.  Fuck him.

That was just an outstanding team performance. More Castro, please. 

Once again I'd like to apologize for talking shit on Altuve correa Bregman Raley madly Castro Brantley.

Papi bitching about the strike zone. Lulz.

Holy shit, he says he wants consistency from the umpire and he got it. He called both the Greinke pitch and the Eovladi pitch a ball.

Go take some steroids.

Edited by HtownHorn

TOLD YALL BEFORE THE GAME.  ASTROS WOULD TAKE THIS BITCH.  BOSTON AINT SHIT.

IT'S 2-2, JUST LIKE I SAID.  STEAL THE GAME TOMORROW AND COME CLINCH IT IN HTOWN.

DON"T LET THE FOOTBALL BOARD PUSSIFICATION SPREAD HERE.  ASTROS TAKE THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

So is it Framber tomorrow?


we need good framber 

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

TOLD YALL BEFORE THE GAME.  ASTROS WOULD TAKE THIS BITCH.  BOSTON AINT SHIT.

IT'S 2-2, JUST LIKE I SAID.  STEAL THE GAME TOMORROW AND COME CLINCH IT IN HTOWN.

DON"T LET THE FOOTBALL BOARD PUSSIFICATION SPREAD HERE.  ASTROS TAKE THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY.

cursed comment is cursed.

What a fucking job by the bullpen.

So we're thinking Framber tomorrow, Odo in Game 6, and Urquidy in Game 7*?

I say Framber breaks the curse and throws 7 tomorrow.

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4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Papi looks like someone fucked his wife and made him watch. 

It's called the Jimbo.

I missed the game thread tonight, couldn't deal with all the negativity. 

 

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5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love Cora going for the kill shot and it blowing it up in his face with Eovaldi in the 9th.

Seriously what the fuck was that arrogant fuckface thinking?

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

I missed the game thread tonight, couldn't deal with all the negativity. 

 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

cursed comment is cursed.

KEEP YOUR PUSSIFICATION IN THAT PATHETIC FOOTBALL THREAD.

 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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Oh my asspussy was puckered bigtime.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

What a fucking job by the bullpen.

So we're thinking Framber tomorrow, Odo in Game 6, and Urquidy in Game 7*?

I say Framber breaks the curse and throws 7 tomorrow.

Framber for sure tomorrow. I wouldn't pitch Garcia on the road. Maybe Garcia starts game 6, and Odorizzi game 7 with Urquidy ready in the pen.

But if we win tomorrow, we are winning in 6.

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