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9 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Eat a dick Kike

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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think you are drunk.

He clearly said 2nd visiting pitcher

I stand corrected.

 

yet and still, Joe Buck sucks.

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME???!!!!??????

 

Told you we steal game 5.  Clinch this on Friday and end the Red Sox.

 

NO PUSSIFICATION IN THIS THREAD!!  Astros taking this shit.

 

Was working so couldn't post early in the game, then didn't want to mess with mojo, so stayed off. Helluva pitching outing by Framber. Offense did offensive things. Yuli and Yordan were awesome. 

Somebody better call the Framberlamps 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

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this is what gruntled looks like 

Looks like their reliever again...

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

This series completely flipped in the past 20 hours or so. You love to see it!

Water and talent seek and find their natural level.

Friday night game in Houston and fuck you Boston.

I never doubted for a second. 

 

Some of y'all seem to have forgotten the 2020 ALCS 0-3 deficit and were calling it a season after falling behind 1-2 because of some unsustainable grand slams early by Red Sox hitters.

 

STROS BABY!!!!

I didn't realize Rosenthal was a fucking hobbit...

When Urquidy was pulled in the second inning of Monday nights game, after the bullpen was already taxed from the first two games, I was sure this team was done. Then ZG can’t even make it through 2 yesterday, and we were on the ropes ready to fall. 
but this bullpen fucking delivered. And then Framber today. Wow. 
 

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

I’m in the love it camp. Anybody else?

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

I didn't realize Rosenthal was a fucking hobbit...

Yordan is 7 seven feet 13 inches

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Yordan is 7 seven feet 13 inches

How tall is he?

This translator deserves something for that. Impressive

series is far from over, but it's nice to return the "what the fuck just happened" feeling to boston after 2018.  these series move pretty fast.

fucking jackie bradley fucking junior.

Didn’t realize framber was Spanish speaking only, does Castro speak Spanish? Could that be a reason Machete gets the nod most of the time?

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

This translator deserves something for that. Impressive

Same thought

I've never been more proud of a Valdez since Juan Valdez and his trusty goat

Astros' pilot tonight is gonna have to request a higher cruising altitude due to his passengers' nuts dragging on the ground. 

Listening to the Dojers broadcast and Charley Steiner bemoaning the third HR given up by Urias , was envious of the length that Framber showed today.  He should also be envious of the girth that Yordan showed.  

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2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I've never been more proud of a Valdez since Juan Valdez and his trusty goat

it's a mule, but you're rolling.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

6'5" i think.

I believe, Yordan hit home run at his very first MLB at bat with Astros and thought at the time he was a monster so, he’s 7’ tall in my book.

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Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Astros' pilot tonight is gonna have to request a higher cruising altitude due to his passengers' nuts dragging on the ground. 

Gonna need a C 17 to fly that much weight.  

LMAO.

Watching post game interviews and discussion.  As the camera pans the set, wife walks through the room, "That 2nd guy is a piece of shit!"

Very perceptive...and I laughed.

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1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Listening to the Dojers broadcast and Charley Steiner bemoaning the third HR given up by Uriah, was envious of the length that Framber showed today.  He should also be envious of the girth that Yordan showed.  

Charlie should be questioning why the fuck Dave Roberts is using his starting rotation in relief before their starts.

17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Stay classy Red Sox fans.

Well, it was their announcers saying Framber was doctoring the ball.  Which be was, with awesomeness.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pics? There are rules.

Lulz. You coming out of the closet?

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pics? There are rules.

Haha, not that kind of wow….

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Framber was so on fire he needs to go by Frambé. 

I love this team. For the millionth time. 

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

I love this team. For the millionth time. 

Yep.  I never got over Astros losing to Mets in 1986.

Pitcher for tomorrow?

32 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

he delivered a huge hit when the game felt a lot closer

Sure. That 67.5 mph rocket was impressive. I am continually baffled at your rabid advocacy of Meyers and Siri over McCormick. Chas has performed admirably during both the regular and postseason. 

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14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

series is far from over, but it's nice to return the "what the fuck just happened" feeling to boston after 2018.  these series move pretty fast.

fucking jackie bradley fucking junior.

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