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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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I feel bad for all the vendors hauling beer up and down the rows. They can't take cash now and the credit card machines take 2-5 minutes to process the payment. I guess people might tip more now because you can press 15, 18, or 20% but the frequency of transactions has to be down. 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Friend has Hilton points, so we have a room 2 blocks from Minute Made.  I'm gonna drink a lot of whiskey and coke tonight.

dude, you drink the whiskey, you snort the coke. either way, good luck, we’re all counting on you. 

From an Oakland A's pitcher!!!
 
 
All the moron fans: "But he got hit in the head by a baseball he doesn't know what he is talking about"
Just now, Scraps said:
16 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
From an Oakland A's pitcher!!!
 
 

All the moron fans: "But he got hit in the head by a baseball he doesn't know what he is talking about"

You beat me to this exact post.  

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck MLB.

Let's win a pennant tonight.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

RELEASE

THE

LETTER

I also like how the media likes to portray the Astros has "getting caught." The fuck they did. A former disgruntled employee (who is also a pedophile) told on them 3 years after the incident took place.

MLB caught the Yankees and the Red Sox.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Front row RF tonight boys.  

Will be tackling and punching any fuckstick in the balls who tries to reach over and interfere with a ball/player

I'll be in the Gallagher Club. Dad and I are undefeated in playoff games since 2005 WS Game 4.

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Front row RF tonight boys.  

Will be tackling and punching any fuckstick in the balls who tries to reach over and interfere with a ball/player

If you don't make the broadcast for whatever reason, don't come home.

2 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I will be at my house watching this deal in 4k. I just found out the other day you can switch over to 4k stream with Xfinity. 

 

The Fox Sports App also allows you to stream in 4K. They have an HD and 4K stream of the game.

They do this for their Big noon kick off as well.

Can't pause and shit, but always check the fox sports app if Fox is broadcasting. If it's a premier game, chances are you can see it in 4K.

Astros in 4K on my 65" OLED is something to behold.

/not-so-humble, humblebrag

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

The Fox Sports App also allows you to stream in 4K. They have an HD and 4K stream of the game.

They do this for their Big noon kick off as well.

Can't pause and shit, but always check the fox sports app if Fox is broadcasting. If it's a premier game, chances are you can see it in 4K.

Astros in 4K on my 65" OLED is something to behold.

/not-so-humble, humblebrag

It’s only humblebrag at 82” 😉

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

From an Oakland A's pitcher!!!

 

 

Now they will make him pitch to the Astros in every series.   InverseFiers.

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

It’s only humblebrag at 82” 😉

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

get there early, grab a seat at the bar. getting to the game is zero issues, coming back is a huge cluster. it can be easier to just walk back to ninfas or grab a bike cab. 

 

20 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Pro-tip.  Go park at the original Ninfa's on Navigation. Free parking. Pound a couple beers and/or a margarita and they will drive you to the game for free in their shuttle that runs non stop to and fro the game.  If you want to leave early they will pick you up 7th inning or earlier.  Any later than that and it's walk 2 or 3 blocks to the pick up site.  Best deal running in my opinion.  Probably have to call for reservations at Ninfa's but not reservations for the shuttle.  

 

Reserved a table at Ninfa's for 4pm.  Seems kinda early for a 7p game, but what the hell?  That's the latest available reservation at this time.

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I also like how the media likes to portray the Astros has "getting caught." The fuck they did. A former disgruntled employee (who is also a pedophile) told on them 3 years after the incident took place.

MLB caught the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Another notable difference is that Joe Buck on Sirius XM Radio was quick to finger the Red Sox cheating in 2018 but hasn't made any similar mention on the broadcast. Cora is only talked about as a figure in the Astros scheme and not as the manager of the Red Sox when they were investigated after the Astros scandal broke and found to have cheated in 2018 as well as their previous incident. 

Gates don't open until 5 it looks like.  Street Fest starts at 4, but I'd rather drink at a bar than wade through the masses.

6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

 

 

Reserved a table at Ninfa's for 4pm.  Seems kinda early for a 7p game, but what the hell?  That's the latest available reservation at this time.

Yeah- bc 5:00 makes more sense for the 7:00 game. Go, eat, drink- they start the shuttle at 5:00 I think. There’s a fan fest outside before the game. Bars directly around the area if that’s your thing- or check out the ballpark and walk around. Or stay at Ninfas and drink 3 extra Rita’s- that will save a small fortune at the game. 
good luck!  Enjoy. 

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Another notable difference is that Joe Buck on Sirius XM Radio was quick to finger the Red Sox cheating in 2018 but hasn't made any similar mention on the broadcast. Cora is only talked about as a figure in the Astros scheme and not as the manager of the Red Sox when they were investigated after the Astros scandal broke and found to have cheated in 2018 as well as their previous incident. 

 

Didn't you get the memo?

Astros = bad guys

Red Sox and Yankees = good guys.

Cora = genius

Don't let things like facts get in the way of a good narrative.

Let’s fucking go Astros!!!

Cannot wait for this to kick off. 

The last playoff game I attended solo, this happened.....

 

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

The last playoff game I attended solo, this happened.....

 

Then don't go tonight. I don't want to go through another 18 inning game.

9 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Then don't go tonight. I don't want to go through another 18 inning game.

For a guaranteed win.  All day every day. 

25 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Let’s fucking go Astros!!!

Cannot wait for this to kick off. 

I appreciate people from foreign lands learning about our national pastime, but we don’t do kickoffs in baseball. 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I appreciate people from foreign lands learning about our national pastime, but we don’t do kickoffs in baseball. 

Knew I should’ve written get started. Regardless I’ll be drunk by halftime 

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

 

 

Reserved a table at Ninfa's for 4pm.  Seems kinda early for a 7p game, but what the hell?  That's the latest available reservation at this time.


that’ll be about right, with drinks and such. You’ll get to the game before 6 

8 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Knew I should’ve written get started. Regardless I’ll be drunk by halftime 

Enjoy the match.

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

From an Oakland A's pitcher!!!

 

 

bassitt is a free agent after next season and seems right in our wheelhouse age/talent wise.  let's go get him.

18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

bassitt is a free agent after next season and seems right in our wheelhouse age/talent wise.  let's go get him.

Yep. It’s not the first time he’s discussed this. Quote below is from a Daniella Lerner story in July.  I also really liked how he handled that scary injury. 
 

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Heading to Houston.  Good night and good luck.

On 10/19/2021 at 9:07 PM, LTtxfan said:

This series feels like a Game 7 type series...  Astros won't lose 3 at Fenway imo... 

 

Gonna be crazy tonight -- still won't be surprised if there's a Game 7 in this series...  

This is our biggest game of the season boys

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Yep. It’s not the first time he’s discussed this. Quote below is from a Daniella Lerner story in July.  I also really liked how he handled that scary injury. 
 

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"a massive media thing".  exactly.

people call it a scandal, and that's what gets everyone all crazy.  the infraction is what it is.  the way the media covers it is what makes it a "scandal".

no player penalties, nobody banned from anything, no grand juries, no perjury, nobody broke the law.  the mlb let this play out in the court of public opinion and they did that for obvious self-interest related reasons we all know about.  it was not unexpected.

the way anti-astros twitter goes out of their way to insist we're still doing shady shit is laughable.  what is more likely: (1) a really good offense made up of really good offensive players that has made the playoffs 6/7 years and 5 straight alcs appearances is really good at baseball regardless of some assistance in 2017-18, or (2) they got caught in 2017-2018 but all of them have always been dirty before that and since, including a bunch of players that weren't on the 2017 roster, they just got better at hiding their nefarious methods.

the fuck outta here with it.  all of it. 

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

The last playoff game I attended solo, this happened.....

 

That was pre-marriage and kids for me.  I was in Dallas hanging out with college fraternity brothers for Texas-OU.  Man that weekend exorcised some demons -- ending losing streak to OU and beating the Braves in the playoffs (I do think we had beaten them the year  before, but fuck it they beat us so much).  We went and watched the Astros at a sports bar and planned to drive home after.  We ended up getting hammered drunk watching the game instead.  And spending another night in Dallas.

19 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

"a massive media thing".  exactly.

people call it a scandal, and that's what gets everyone all crazy.  the infraction is what it is.  the way the media covers it is what makes it a "scandal".

no player penalties, nobody banned from anything, no grand juries, no perjury, nobody broke the law.  the mlb let this play out in the court of public opinion and they did that for obvious self-interest related reasons we all know about.  it was not unexpected.

the way anti-astros twitter goes out of their way to insist we're still doing shady shit is laughable.  what is more likely: (1) a really good offense made up of really good offensive players that has made the playoffs 6/7 years and 5 straight alcs appearances is really good at baseball regardless of some assistance in 2017-18, or (2) they got caught in 2017-2018 but all of them have always been dirty before that and since, including a bunch of players that weren't on the 2017 roster, they just got better at hiding their nefarious methods.

the fuck outta here with it.  all of it. 

But that's just it, they didn't get caught. MLB actually did catch the Yankees and Red Sox using watches. A supposed pedophile turned in the Astros after the fact. The cheating during this period of time was likely as widespread as steroids' use was during that era in baseball.

The Astros are Clemens/Bonds/Palmiero. 

What made it harder on the Astros is the sportswriters hated the way we went about the rebuild, and the other incidents when we stepped on our own dicks.

Edited by HtownHorn

21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

But that's just it, they didn't get caught. MLB actually did catch the Yankees and Red Sox using watches. A supposed pedophile turned in the Astros after the fact. The cheating during this period of time was likely as widespread as steroids' use was during that era in baseball.

The Astros are Clemens/Bonds/Palmiero. 

What made it harder on the Astros is the sportswriters hated the way we went about the rebuild, and the other incidents when we stepped on our own dicks.

got caught = the infractions were realized.

but yes, point taken, and agreed.

I want to beat Boston into such a bloody pulp it also counts as a series win over the Yankees, Dodgers and those high-and-mighty cheating scum bags in St Louis. 

just finished part 3 of the mets documentary.  to win the world series, the mets had to beat the astros and the red sox, so i thought it was a relevant appetizer.

that 4-0 blown lead in g3 still smarts, and kevin bass striking out still makes me cry like i'm 10.

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Yordan: fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.

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