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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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I woke up my dog screaming after that play! Where's that Machete slander now???

The strike him out, throw him out might be my favorite play in baseball 

Machete is so huge. He's like the Bulls having Rodman on the team for rebounds alone. He plays his role and it's so fucking important.  If he get's a hit that's just a cherry on the Sunday What a fucking stud

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Just now, tejas60 said:

fuck that leprechaun mother fucker

I thought it was agreed the other night that he’s Amish?

Also it's funny to see all the Maton love now

Wasn't the DP I had in mind...but any variety was obviously fine. 

Now score 4 and blow the roof off. 

Hate the call to send the runner there.  It's the 7th and if you just get the one run, you can live with that.

But, thanks.

I thought it was agreed the other night that he’s Amish?

No that’s Chris Sale
1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I thought it was agreed the other night that he’s Amish?

who gives a rat's ass?

Wasn't the DP I had in mind...but any variety was obviously fine. 

Now score 4 and blow the roof off. 
I, too, was thinking of South Austin's mom
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Hate the call to send the runner there.  It's the 7th and if you just get the one run, you can live with that.

But, thanks.


cora going to Cora 

And that was a very lame hit. Come on. 
 

Edit: it was lame contact. 

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Smoltz: Boston is going to win the WS this year, even if they’re eliminated tonight. That’s how set up they are!

Both of those looked like strikes to me

Both of those looked like strikes to me

He missed his spots bad. Ump had to call balls there.

Boston pitcher had some fucking nasty ass movement on his fastball. 
Damn.

Glad i don’t have to try and hit that

Ok Stanek. Your turn to shut them down. No walks

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Altuve is ice cold 

Yeah but that HR in the 8th probably saved the series (game 4)

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

1 down, 5 more outs to go.

No, do not start counting down

Schwarber's gonna weigh bout tree fiddy a year after he retires from baseball.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Female Fans need to get rowdy  naked!

Fixed it

Fuck you ump. Now my wife is gonna reprimand me (again) for my outburst.

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