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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

 That's 2 fucking strikes not called

NO that's a very good ump that has called a great and consistent game

Huge inning by Stanek. Let's get some insurance with the heart of the order 

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

my stream is behind....

Well, good things are happening.

Can't wait for Passan's featured article "The Two Strikes That Weren't and How the Astros Got the Out Anyway"

Just now, alphahorn said:

NO that's a very good ump that has called a great and consistent game

jack off please GIF

Stanek with the lion's mane and the Astros bandana is all of us right now.

Both of those pitches were near misses.  Neither crossed the plate in the hitting zone.  They were close and Maldo framed them well, but they were both balls.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Well, good things are happening.

yes. yes they are.

Both of those pitches were near misses.  Neither crossed the plate in the hitting zone.  They were close and Maldo framed them well, but they were both balls.
You shut your mouth.
1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

NO that's a very good ump that has called a great and consistent game

Not really. He's given two inches off the outside edge against RHB but not even given the whole plate against LHB like some sort of Bizarro 90s Ump.

Consistently wrong isn't acceptable anymore. 

Just now, alphahorn said:

Both of those pitches were near misses.  Neither crossed the plate in the hitting zone.  They were close and Maldo framed them well, but they were both balls.

You have the camera angle looking down at the plate? 

NO that's a very good ump that has called a great and consistent game

You’re dead wrong. Stanek painted 2 strikes that weren’t called. Not shading the ump but you’re fucking wrong.
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Can't wait for Passan's featured article "The Two Strikes That Weren't and How the Astros Got the Out Anyway"

Exactly what I said as he popped it up- “write an article on that bitch!”

The next motherfucker who counts outs is going to get crowdsourced to oblivion. 

Stanek was great. His misses were unhittable and could have been called strikes. Unfortunately the ump has been very good and consistent all night and didn't bite on Maldo's framing

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

NO that's a very good ump that has called a great and consistent game

He has called a good game, but has missed a few, including at least one of not both of those

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Both of those pitches were near misses.  Neither crossed the plate in the hitting zone.  They were close and Maldo framed them well, but they were both balls.

What are you talking about?  The hitting zone? They crossed the plate in the strike zone. 

Professional...

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Not really. He's given two inches off the outside edge against RHB but not even given the whole plate against LHB like some sort of Bizarro 90s Ump.

Consistently wrong isn't acceptable anymore. 

You've obviously never played baseball

Just now, Huckleberry said:

What are you talking about?  The hitting zone? They crossed the plate in the strike zone. 

No they didn't 

Just now, TexArcher said:

I won't be greedy.  Just one more run, please.

at a time...

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:


You’re dead wrong. Stanek painted 2 strikes that weren’t called. Not shading the ump but you’re fucking wrong.

Spot on. Both those dots were filled in by the fox computer. They were strikes. 

Just now, alphahorn said:

Stanek was great. His misses were unhittable and could have been called strikes. Unfortunately the ump has been very good and consistent all night and didn't bite on Maldo's framing

Negged for being belligerently wrong and repetitive and also nonresponsive to questions. I gave you two freebies.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Stanek was great. His misses were unhittable and could have been called strikes. Unfortunately the ump has been very good and consistent all night and didn't bite on Maldo's framing

I’ll give you the first missed strike. But the second missed strike was a strike and should have been a strikeout. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Spot on. Both those dots were filled in by the fox computer. They were strikes. 

Yep

Just now, alphahorn said:

You've obviously never played baseball

In the major leagues where the umps are corrected based on scorecards from the automated system to try to standardize the zone?  Enlighten us on what that's like.

Oh, shit, Scherzer can't go for the Dodgers tomorrow, lmao.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Oh, shit, Scherzer can't go for the Dodgers tomorrow, lmao.

I'm not falling for that shit again

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Negged for being belligerently wrong and repetitive and also nonresponsive to questions. I gave you two freebies.

Negged for being as arrogant as you are stupid

No crying in baseball, Ken Rosenthal

AARGhhh… ok ok come on Yordan. 

Just now, alphahorn said:

Negged for being as arrogant as you are stupid

Cry more

I feel so bad for the Dodgers…

 

 

 

… is something you will never hear me say.  

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