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You sound so down Smoltz you bitch ass cunt. Fuck the Braves too

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:
3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:
King TUCK

Funky Tuck!

he's my favorite honky

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

HFA

 

only ballpark in the majors that’s a HR in

Well it’s a good thing they are playing in that park.  

Smoltz sounds like his boyfriend just dumped him and his hairless cat just died.

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God Bless you Brady Aiken. 
Aiken got us Bregman and our own suckitude got us Ted, I think. Or maybe it was the other way around.

Eh whatever, God bless the Aiken medical evaluation and the rebuild diastros.

Ok Presley, no fucking around. 3 quick outs. 

No walks. Pound the zone. Solo HRs not beating you.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

A red sox fan missed that hr... loser

He has hands like his boyfriend Kike Hernandez

Smoltz sounds like his boyfriend just dumped him and his hairless cat just died.
I was finally able to sync up Ford and Sparky from the MLB app with my Directv feed. Best thing I've done in a long time.

Strommy for ALCS MVP!!!

3 minutes ago, APMP said:

Aiken got us Bregman and our own suckitude got us Ted, I think. Or maybe it was the other way around.

Eh whatever, God bless the Aiken medical evaluation and the rebuild diastros.

You were correct the first time. 

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I fucking love all of you

 

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3 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

My boner is real

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

DOS MAS

 stop

"a calming, dignified presence"

*Dusty pulls some seeds out of his mouth then spits*

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

DOS MAS

Uno mad

Fuck you Boston. Kneel to your Texas masters.

These are remarkable times to be an Astros fan.  I'm so happy for the players and for us as fans.

 

Let's win 4 more.

 

SPARKY'S GETTING WET!!!!!

Lets go win it all!!!!

This is an incredible turn around. Unbelievable. Watched it and can’t believe - WORLD SERIES BOUND!!!

3 pennants out of 5!!

Sparky's getting wet!!

Fuck yes world series bound

Mad , mas, Mother tucking world series

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

and.here.we.go

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We are a more refined version of the Brewers 1982 World Series Team

Now Yordan can relax and really start to hit the ball hard. 

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