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I just heard that Walt Weiss is a coach for the Braves. I'm now rooting for the Dodgers. Fuck him.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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What is this extra DH game you guys keep talking about? Either Braves or Dodgers we are only playing 2 road games.

So which one of these guys is gonna get the broadcast blowjob from Joe Buck? I'm thinking Rosario.. 

4 minutes ago, texashorne said:

So which one of these guys is gonna get the broadcast blowjob from Joe Buck? I'm thinking Rosario.. 

Smoltz would verbally fellatio the entire Braves pitching staff should they advance. 

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Smoltz would verbally fellatio the entire Braves pitching staff should they advance. 

The only thing that could make winning that World Series sweeter is listening to John Smoltz have to talk about it in real time.

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yep, the extra dh game makes me want Atlanta.  Never though I would utter such blasphemy.

agreed…but having 3 of the first 5 at home would also work. extra game only matters if it goes 7. most series don’t. 

i don’t mind being the road team in  2-3-2. 

We won our World Series without home field.
We lost to the Nats up 3-2 with home field. It don’t make a shit. Just find a way to win 4 more fucking games this year.

Imagine if Atlanta survives and we see a game 7 pitcher's dual between Graveman and Jackson.

47 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

We won our World Series without home field.
We lost to the Nats up 3-2 with home field. It don’t make a shit. Just find a way to win 4 more fucking games this year.

We lost to the Nats because we tightened up and failed to win either of our first 2 games at home. 

Facing this Matzek cat late in the game down a couple of runs would not be ideal.  Let's not get in that situation.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Facing this Matzek cat late in the game down a couple of runs would not be ideal.  Let's not get in that situation.

I don't see the Braves scoring 14 to get that 2-run lead.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Facing this Matzek cat late in the game down a couple of runs would not be ideal.  Let's not get in that situation.

That guy has stuff coming out his ears. 

In 10 postseason games, the Astros are averaging almost 7 runs a game 

6, 9, 6, 10, 5, 5, 3, 9, 9, 5

The Braves don’t have Scherzer or Strasburg. This is our year. Again. 

Atlanta it is. Don’t make a shit! 

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So it's the braves.

f Ted Turner, f TBS, f Jane Fonda, f Bobby Cox, f Maddux, f Smoltz, f Glavine, f Steve Avery, f Kevin Millwood, f Mark Wohlers, f Wild Thing, f John Rocker, f Andruw Jones, f Larry Jones, f Fred McGriff, f Javy Lopez, f Jeff Blauser, f Mark Lemke, and most of all f Walt Weiss for shutting down the dome.

My 90s childhood is ready for this series. Too many games at the astrodome watching the Braves get the best of us. 

Dodgers will cry injuries, and everybody with a press pass will accept it 100%. 

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We got the Braves!!!! Home field advantage. Fuck the front running Braves fans who’d pack the Dome to see them play against the Astros back in the 90’s. Fuck Walt Weiss, Chipper, Smoltz, Maddux, Bobby Cox, Crime Dog, etc, etc. Fuck the Braves. Win this for Biggio, Bagwell and Daryl Kile

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15 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

My 90s childhood is ready for this series. Too many games at the astrodome watching the Braves get the best of us. 

And them having more fans in the stands than we had.  Fuck 'em.

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dodgers will cry injuries, and everybody with a press pass will accept it 100%. 

Wonder where we could have been with a healthy Verlander, Greinke last part of the season and LMJ for the ALCS?  Man, what could have been.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wonder where we could have been with a healthy Verlander, Greinke last part of the season and LMJ for the ALCS?  Man, what could have been.

Also Jake Meyers!

Bags and Bidge need to stay away from the club this week. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Shouldn’t have pulled Greinke.

too soon

 

also: fuck the dodgers! hahahahahahaha

Chris Taylor single handedly kept the Dodgers in that series. I'm ecstatic that their Yankees style experiment blew up in their face. Only thing missing is the Dodger version of Jomboy coming up with conspiracy theories on how the Astros/Braves cheated. 

 

back to this play, correa had no choice after they touched first, he can't just stand / stay on first ?

7 minutes ago, Briuis said:

Chris Taylor single handedly kept the Dodgers in that series. I'm ecstatic that their Yankees style experiment blew up in their face. Only thing missing is the Dodger version of Jomboy coming up with conspiracy theories on how the Astros/Braves cheated. 

Chris Taylor, Seager, Kershaw, Jansen, Sherzer are all free agents. 

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who wore it better, 2021 World Series Edition:

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VS

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there's another contender

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I fucking hate Atlanta.  Fuck them, fuck their ripoff, incorrect tomahawk chop bullshit, and fuck that wifebeater Bobby Cox.

 

Fuckers.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I fucking hate Atlanta.  Fuck them, fuck their ripoff, incorrect tomahawk chop bullshit, and fuck that wifebeater Bobby Cox.

 

Fuckers.

I grew up in Atlanta but born in Houston. My AIM name (yeah im old) was ChipperStros. Fuck Atlanta sports. I want a 3-0 lead by Atlanta just for them to collapse. It would fit the city well

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Fuck Atlanta 
Fuck Delta Airlines
Fuck The Tomahawk Chop
Fuck the Confederacy
Fuck Usher
Fuck the Atlantic Ocean 
Fuck Herschel Walker
Fuck CNN
Fuck the SEC
Fuck Dirty Birds
Fuck King George 
Fuck ATL
Fuck 1992 Jerry Glanville
Fuck Atlanta 
Fuck Charlie Daniels
Fuck Ludacris
Fuck Fiddles 
Fuck the lost city of Atlantis
Fuck TLC
Fuck Coca-Cola
Fuck Vince Dooley
Fuck Designing Women
Fuck Delta Burke
Fuck Bulldogs encroaching on Longhorns before bowl games
Fuck Bobby Cox
Fuck Ted Turner
Fuck Superstations 
Fuck Jane Fonda
Fuck Jeff Foxworthy
Fuck Rednecks 
Fuck John Smoltz
Fuck Alan Jackson
Fuck the Chattahoochee River 
Fuck Stone Mountain
Fuck Javi Lopez 
Fuck The Masters
Fuck Home Depot
Fuck Jimmy Carter 
Fuck Tyler Perry 
Fuck Atlanta rap
Fuck Greg Maddox 
Fuck the Fox Theatre 
Fuck Dale Murphy
Fuck TNT
Fuck TBS
Fuck UGA
Fuck Prime Time
Fuck Peaches 
Fuck the Civil War 
Fuck Georgia Tech
Fuck Outkast
Fuck Avery
Fuck Chipper Jones 
Fuck the 1996 Olympics

The best part is ATL is going to blow themselves over this but will soon realize they haven't won anything in sports since 25 years ago. I cant wait for them to collapse, honestly

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is this the first all-Confederate World Series?

Second? Browns v Cardinals. That was intracity. 

3 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Second? Browns v Cardinals. That was intracity. 

Nah, the Confederates never really held St. Louis. For most of the war, they were building Union gunboats there, ironically enough, with slave labor. 

The Rebels didn't really have control of much of Missouri at all -- it was more like roving bands of guerillas wrecking shit. The war was very, very ugly there, and it started there, and in Kansas, years before Fort Sumter. And some historians contend it continued long after Appomattox -- Jesse James only robbed banks, trains, and people he thought to be Unionists during the war. I guess that is where some of his Robin Hood image comes from; though he certainly did not give much of his loot to the poor, he did claim to only rob people perceived to be aligned with powerful interests. 

As with the Unionist partisans, the war fast became far less ideological than one based on vengeance and personal hatred, as each side committed atrocities before and during the war. In the beginning, yes, it was fiercely tied to the question of slavery in the states of Kansas and Missouri, but by the end it had descended to a blood feud. 

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8 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Damn. Good one. I was at that game. 

Me too. 

Fuck outkast (i said it)

UGK for life

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