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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Freeman has a punchable face. 
 

Joc too

Fun trivia if you're bored...

Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 

Any guesses ??

 

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.
Its the fucking 4th inning...grow a pair for once.

Shit your screen name is Tommy fucking Nobis. That motherfucker would kick your pussy ass for being such a cunt pussy. Go change it to Robert Killebrew
1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

¿por-fucking-que?

Struck out the side.  Y'all keep talking shit about Odorizzi!

8 minutes ago, Updawg said:


Fuck that. Dipshit helobious is probably there

This is beyond fair.

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

There are 5 fucking innings left, man.  

Struck out the side.  Y'all keep talking shit about Odorizzi!
Early leader for WS MVP if astros win it.
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Fun trivia if you're bored...

Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 

Any guesses ??

 

Not sure I wanna know.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Its the fucking 4th inning...grow a pair for once.

Shit your screen name is Tommy fucking Nobis. That motherfucker would kick your pussy ass for being such a cunt pussy. Go change it to Robert Killebrew

Lulz.  Juwan Mitchell imo.

No way we'll score 5 in a playoff game.

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just regroup tomorrow night. This is a cluster fuck.

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This football baby commercial makes me want to kick an ad exec in his pussy.

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Fun trivia if you're bored...

Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 

Any guesses ??

 

Thon? Richard? 

That would've been a hit against the dumbass White Sox.  Advantage derka

Fun trivia if you're bored...
Not sure how often it happens, but my buddy and I just remembered two players who swallowed their tongues while members of the Astros.. 
Any guesses ??
 
Larry Dierker as manager?
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Larry Dierker as manager?

I was at that game.  Scary shit

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Thon? Richard? 

Not the two we remembered...

J.R. Richard's career was really shortened by his stroke -- an amazing talent. 

Saw him pitch live -- just awesome !!!

that's a boo boo from the number 1 overall pick.  Bregs is laughing somewhere.

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Who names their kid Dansby?

Hey, we got a gift back from them!

Let's fucking go, make it hurt!

How about a little sac fly, Machete?

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Larry Dierker as manager?

No, they were both players at the time.  Loved Dierker...

ASTROS rally  !!!

No dp machete

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Its the fucking 4th inning...grow a pair for once.

Shit your screen name is Tommy fucking Nobis. That motherfucker would kick your pussy ass for being such a cunt pussy. Go change it to Robert Killebrew

Did I say Tommy Nobis? Tommy Nobis is dead. I’m Tommy Knobis.

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Should be PH for Machete here. 

Yeah I would

How do you miss a hanging slider like that? 

maybe machete needs glasses

im thankful he didn't hit into a DP 

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