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Martin fucking blows with the bat.
YOU KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MACHETE!
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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Siri, go home

I LOVE THIS

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:
Quick [mention=550]PenelopeWitherspoon[/mention] say something bad about Martin

I thought it. Didn't have time to type it. Lol.

I got you fam.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

There you go, Siri!!

OPEN THE FLOODGATES ON THESE BITCHES, LET'S GO!!!!

DOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just now, WBT said:

Siri, go home

Alexa, tell Siri to go home

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Y’all keep talking shit about machete etc etc. 

1 RBI for theirs. 2 for machete. I was wrong 

Seems pretty loud with the roof open to me

Damn, surprised Altuve didn't crush that loopy high curve

Need to get this run home with 1 out.  Going to have to be fairly deep for a sac fly though.

Just now, WBT said:

Need to get this run home with 1 out.  Going to have to be fairly deep for a sac fly though.

Def not that one 

Ron Washington would have sent Maldonado, just sayin'

Damnit.  That looked like an old man trying to flip one in for a hit in slow pitch softball but he got too much of it and it carried to the outfielder.

Lol my dad has been hatttttting Machete with a bat.  He totally redeemed himself now. 
 

Wish this was game 1…furk

How far would that have had to go to be a sac fly?  The warning track? Even funnier- with him going back to tag if the ball would have gotten down would he have failed to score from third on an outfield single. I don’t feel like I’ve ever seen that before but that would have been a candidate there if ever it were to happen. 

1 minute ago, beer said:

Ron Washington would have sent Maldonado, just sayin'

So would Pettis.

Professional Mike!

Fried is hanging lots of curveballs.

Just now, WBT said:

Professional Mike!

Fried is hanging lots of curveballs.

Open roof fucking with his stuff. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

PROFESSIONAL HITTER!

Hits in 23 of 24 post season games 

This Brantley guy, he must be a professional, right?

Altuve seems like he will swing at anything between the on deck circles on the first pitch and Bregman seems like he won't swing at anything on the first pitch.

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