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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Open roof fucking with his stuff. 

It's all the gotdamned roof

I bet Helobious has already switched over to the Lifetime channel.

Gotta give some credit to Siri for that inning. His youth and speed beat out that dribbler and made a big inning. Every other guy gives up on the run to first and takes the out to advance the runners. 

That’s what I’m talking ‘bout

4 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

This Brantley guy, he must be a professional, right?

His swing is a work of art.  

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I bet Helobious has already switched over to the Lifetime channel.

Game is on subchannel 1, I dream of Jeannie on subchannel 4. 

Quick easy shutdown inning.  Let's get good Urquidy rolling here.

Nice, clean inning, Jose!

MORE RUNS!

Let's make this the most boring World Series game ever, please.

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Amazing what a few runs can do for a pitcher’s psyche.

Might've broken Fried's psyche...

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Amazing what a few runs can do for a pitcher’s psyche.

The runs do wonders for my psyche. 

15 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

que?

Well you see, when Penelope talked shit about an Astro batter said batter would do something positive.  I waited and didn't see nothing from Penelope so had to try to help the team.

It worked.

Just now, deadshank said:

The runs do wonders for my psyche. 

Astros looking like shit and bouncing back seems like on purpose lately to fuk w my psyche.  

I'm a little surprised they didn't yank Fried and plan to use him in Game 5.

Looks like we can just assume any check swing is gonna be a strike.

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

nice quick inning Urquidy!

No shit.  I put away the dishes, took a leak, came back and it was in commercial break.  I was worried maybe Urquidy pulled something and they were making a pitching change.  I was pleasantly surprised to see Astros batting when the break was over.

Quite a few really good empty seats seen in that flyover. 

Correa’s price is trending down…lol. Let’s go Showrrea!

Just now, Lat22 said:

Quite a few really good empty seats seen in that flyover. 

No shit!

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Quite a few really good empty seats seen in that flyover. 

Shits happen

Just now, TexArcher said:

Shits happen

There was an empty row of at least six seats behind the dugout. 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

No shit.  I put away the dishes, took a leak, came back and it was in commercial break.  I was worried maybe Urquidy pulled something and they were making a pitching change.  I was pleasantly surprised to see Astros batting when the break was over.

Smoked a cig and took a leak outside. Came back to commercial and was very worried. Then got happy. 

Just now, Lat22 said:

Quite a few really good empty seats seen in that flyover. 

lines were ridiculous yesterday.   lots of people with seats in the upper deck stayed downstairs, so anything you might get out of your seat to do took forever other than maybe grabbing a drink (lots of temp bars set up). 

"He throws strikes....."

Quote of the day

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Quite a few really good empty seats seen in that flyover. 

Diamond club has its own lunge area underneath. 
 

Plus when I went last week the lines to bathrooms could easily make you miss 1-2 full innings.  

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Smoked a cig and took a leak outside. Came back to commercial and was very worried. Then got happy. 

people still smoke cigarettes?

Just now, beer said:

"He throws strikes....."

Quote of the day

urquidy's problem hasn't been throwing strikes, it's that he suddenly becomes the worst pitcher in the league with 2 strikes.  bizarre. 

2 minutes ago, beer said:

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Orange area doesn’t give a fuck.

2 minutes ago, beer said:

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Appreciate the support Delaware!

Just now, henrygandorf said:

people still smoke cigarettes?

About 17% of the population. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why is this guy wearing pearls?

Because he's a bitch.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Appreciate the support Delaware!

must be Astros fans ordering their custom credit cards

Man, Urquidy has really settled in and he's gotten the pitch count under control.  Hell yeah.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Appreciate the support Delaware!

I don't see Guam or Samoa either

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

About 17% of the population. 

Now do the math with people with a college education or better 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Because he's somebody’s bitch.

 

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