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just what we were looking for in a pinch stander with your thumb up your ass at the plate.

Still hate the motherfucker.   Sorry, I do.

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

The sad thing is he's not even pitching that well.

Agreed

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

When do they start the Don Larsen clips?

That was a perfecto. This game is anything but. 

The cameras we use to steal pitches and signs must be misty / foggy due to the weather.

We look like shit at the plate. 

They're going to pull him after 76 pitches?  Thanks.

Embarrassing to be no hit by this crap pitcher. Feel like everyone has had a full count. Stop helping him out. 

Yah! Yanked it to fist but Yuli is one it! Yimi says ‘you’re welcome! Yikes!

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Just now, WBT said:

They're going to pull him after 76 pitches?  Thanks.

Agreed. Especially with one of their top 3 guys throwing 45 pitches in game 1. I will take it I guess. 

Horrible walk to a free swinger who is a big strikeout candidate

Heart of the order is why I’d have gone Maton here and left 6 for Yimi/Raley. 
This feels  like the scariest situation we will pitch in the rest of the night. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

So many weak contact hits, god dammit.

So infuriating. 

Buck- he’s been a great addition as they flash the 10.50 post season ERA. White knuckle time. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

So many weak contact hits, god dammit.

Payback for hard hit out to Yuli. 

Nice job Yimi.  Maybe score some runs?

That'll do, Yimi, that'll do.

COME ON BAT, NOW, FUCKING NOW, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We are dodging bullets here.

 

Top of the order needs to do some damage.

Maton for the next 5 batters I guess?  Unless it’s PH time in the 7th. 

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4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That was a meatball

Mmmmmmmmmmmm meatball

 

 

 

 

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I forgot which game it was but Astros scored every inning I opened a beer. 
I just opened a beer. 

Scored 17 of 20 times reaching base?  That's crazy.

Goddamn it.  Tuve is fucking cold.  Not seeing the ball well at all.  That was his best AB of the night, and that is really saying something.

Game 2 really seems like an aberration. 
 

but with that strike 1 call what the hell can you do. 

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