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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Trade Bregman and Altuve now they are wasting valuable at bats right now. This team is garbage.

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

It would suck but go ahead and get no hit and we’ll win the next 3.

book it.

 

Or we rally late and breaks their hearts that way

If that was the trade off I would take it.

Just now, Jshep34 said:

Trade Bregman and Altuve now they are wasting valuable at bats right now. This team is garbage.

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Ahh the old reverse jinx.. I like it.

trade bregman and altuve for toro, let him play both positions 

Buddy of mine sent me this.  The time finally felt right to light it up.  1AA0A2D4-232D-4BA6-A430-388EF41A9CAB.thumb.jpeg.1957aa5d7de0e1b09c810dd52eea13c4.jpeg

I want to bang Kate Middleton and win the power ball.

Let’s see if that happens too.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I want to bang Kate Middleton and win the power ball.

Let’s see if that happens too.

Headline :  Astros win, DNA guy wins lottery the dame day he is arrested for sexual assault.

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Is Passan going to write 10,000 words on that? 

Nah. His latest outrage is the racism that is the tomahawk chop. 

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2 minutes ago, beer said:

Headline :  Astros win, DNA guy wins lottery the dame day he is arrested for sexual assault.

ironic alanis morissette GIF

How many times have you seen a guy make a great defensive play then hit a two run homer right after?

And how many times have we seen the guy with a web gem come up with a big hit...?

Just now, runthebone said:

How many times have you seen a guy make a great defensive play then hit a two run homer right after?

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

And how many times have we seen the guy with a web gem come up with a big hit...?

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1 minute ago, runthebone said:

How many times have you seen a guy make a great defensive play then hit a two run homer right after?

Hopefully one more?!?!??

Who in here has a bent carrot and didn’t know it was a problem?

Only down 1 run but it feels so far out of reach. 

Just now, 936horn said:

Only down 1 run but it feels so far out of reach. 

Yeah… except it doesn’t?

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Going to get no hit.

I’ve never seen a one run game that seems so fucking over. The bats are just MIA tonight 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Just got from dinner. We’re getting no hit so far?

Don’t watch and throw up your dinner

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Just got from dinner. We’re getting no hit so far?

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109 mph right at him

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Jackson sucks

 

we got this 

Or not

weak contact other than the one tucker drive

We just need 1 in the dirty bird

Just now, David Dennison said:

Yeah, we're getting no hit.

We are the worst good hitting team I’ve seen.

Fucking. suck. 

 

 

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