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Another wasted inning. We are decidedly unclutch now

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Kind of figured we would score when Greinke and Machete have back to back hits

Zg and maldo get hits and we can’t keep it going with the guys that are supposed to get hits. Makes sense.

Well this Castro news is not ideal, but Maldonado look like he's interested in getting hits so maybe we won't need to sub him out late in the game.

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I firmly believe her attacker's mental illnes was completely to blame. 

FTFY...Geez, new kind of mysogyny right there. 

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Can't spel

Greinke and maldonado just tried to make contact and put the ball in play....our key hitters are trying to do too much it seems

Afraid we will look back at this 2 innings and say that was our undoing

Well this Castro news is not ideal, but Maldonado look like he's interested in getting hits so maybe we won't need to sub him out late in the game.
I think we have more pressing things to worry about.
1 minute ago, beer said:

FTFY...Geez, new kind of mysogeny right there. 

If you're going to use the term, learn how to spell it. Misogyny. And no I'm not a misogynist. While she didn't deserve harm, her grunting was unbearable.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Come on, Zack, hold them down.  More runs are coming.

Were that it were so.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Joc with his pearl necklace seems like a massive douche.

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

Whew.

Okay, get some motherfucking runs so we can all settle in.

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.
It was. I believe I probably called him a massive douche on the other site back in 2017. But I've slept since then.

Should have dropped Bregman to 7.  If he looks at another fastball down the middle, Dusty needs to slap him.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:
I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

It was. I believe I probably called him a massive douche on the other site back in 2017. But I've slept since then.

In fairness to you, I believe the pearls happened while you were sleeping.

Just now, runthebone said:

Should have dropped Bregman to 7.  If he looks at another fastball down the middle, Dusty needs to slap him.

If we're to the point where Dusty is dropping him, I say just take him out of the lineup with "ankle discomfort" and start Aledmys

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If you're going to use the term, learn how to spell it. Misogyny. And no I'm not a misogynist. While she didn't deserve harm, her grunting was unbearable.

Connors, McEnroe, Nadal not mentioned. No stabby stabby. Who gives a fuck if I can type or spell, you can't argue. 

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought it was known...like back from when he was on the Dodgers.

Flying in his personal jeweler to repair them is clearly evidence of douchery

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Can't spel

Bregman is a real liability. 

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Should have dropped Bregman to 7.  If he looks at another fastball down the middle, Dusty needs to slap him.

been saying that all season. Come on Bregman, if you're going to be one of God's chosen people, then for crying out loud, act like it!

Bregman drawing comparison to Reddick's 2017 WS.

There you go, Yordan.

Carlos, can you chip in with fucking anything this weekend, please?

Just now, TexArcher said:

There you go, Yordan.

Carlos, can you chip in with fucking anything this weekend, please?

Thank you, sir.

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Kyle, can you hit a 3-run bomb, please?

 

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