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If only I could mute that dumbass chant on the Astros radio pbp.....

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  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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This douchebag has boys in the stands wearing pearls like somebody's grandma.  NTTAWWT.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Need to turn 2 here

YEAH BOIIIII

Zack Greinke is a fucking baller. 

Edited by cabowabo

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

That gun though!

same same

Holy shit, defense is getting it done for Zack!

MOAR RUNS, PLS AND THANKS IN ADVANCE AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Need to turn 2 here

Wife kinda mumbled when Greinke gave up the hit.  I answered matter-of-factly:  He's just setting up the DP.

Sign Correa, trade Bregman if you have to, but find the salary and let's keep him

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

YEAH BOIIIII

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Need to turn 2 here

From your lips.

Need to score 5 now

Just now, alphahorn said:

Sign Correa, trade Bregman if you have to, but find the salary and let's keep him

 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

god god why won't Crane pay CC when someone else will .. god plz don't be NYY.  I'd dump Bregs to keep CC; he's a once in a lifetime talent. 

hey hey 

This douchebag has boys in the stands wearing pearls like somebody's grandma.  NTTAWWT.
The only pearl necklace that is acceptable is real pearls. All these fake necklaces symbolize are jizz all over your chest. NTTAWWT is that is your fetish.
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I wonder if all the people wearing those pearl necklaces understand what a pearl necklace is?

Also, sit the fuck down, douche.

This was before my time. But wasn't it ZZ Top that popularized the term in song?

Why the fuck is Dusty pulling him. Let him go as long as he can? 

So if we don't get to Greinke's spot, do you give him the 5th?

I do and I don't even think twice.

Why the fuck is Dusty pulling him. Let him go as long as he can? 
No one goes to the 3rd time through. He has 1 more inning at the most
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The only pearl necklace that is acceptable is real pearls. All these fake necklaces symbolize are jizz all over your chest. NTTAWWT is that is your fetish.

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Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Get rid of Bregman. Keep Correa

Carlos Correa is going to sign a ten year contract.

The Astros as an organization will never, ever offer anyone a ten year deal.

The most we offer is five. That's how they do it and they aren't shy about telling people that.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why the fuck is Dusty pulling him. Let him go as long as he can? 

He's at 58 pitches, 50ish was considered his limit

Just now, Gourmand said:

He's at 58 pitches, 50ish was considered his limit

Why put a limit on him? It's likely his last outing of the year. He can still go an inning or two later, even if he pitches more tonight. 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Carlos Correa is going to sign a ten year contract.

The Astros as an organization will never, ever offer anyone a ten year deal.

The most we offer is five. That's how they do it and they aren't shy about telling people that.

What about Altuve?

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Carlos Correa is going to sign a ten year contract.

The Astros as an organization will never, ever offer anyone a ten year deal.

The most we offer is five. That's how they do it and they aren't shy about telling people that.

In all fairness, a 10 year contract for the 27 year old Correa feels like a bit much. They offered him 5/$125M? I would go as high as 5/$150M. 

McCormick>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marwin

 

Hell, just let Zack get another AB if that's the route the Astros are taking.

Edited by slorch

We need to steal more if he's going to keep bouncing it into CF

Man, we should be running a lot on d'Arnaud if he's gonna keep doing that.

Doesn't mean shit if we don't take advantage of it

This is dumb.  I'd definitely rather have ZG bat than Marwin.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

One time Marwin.

He did.  about 4 seasons ago...

Marwin is like tits on a boar hog.

 

Fucking useless.

It ain't a no hitter tonight

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