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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Feels like we are losing by 4

Stop listening to the commentators so attentively.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

????

My YouTube TV feed is prob slow… just a general disappointment in that Marwin at bat. 

How does no one have a headshot of Greinke more recent than that one with the mullet?  He had already cut that off when we traded for him in '19

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Just now, WBT said:

How does no one have a mugshot of Greinke more recent than that one with the mullet?  He had already cut that off when we traded for him in '19

Probably because Greinke refuses to take a newer one. 

No shift on d'Arnaud.  Guess we know something.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, that's a strike, d'Arnaud, ya twat.

He's just mad he can't throw out base stealers.

Just now, Gourmand said:

 

Damn Roy, who you throwing shade at? Trevor Bauer?

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Damn Roy, who you throwing shade at? Trevor Bauer?

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Can we blow this mother fucker open so I can relax a little?

Ok!  Stanek threw enough high forkballs for the rest of the Series that inning.

I’ve been reading Greinke stories for the last 2 hours. I’ve read them all before but they are worth reading again. I love that Aspy motherfucker. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Oh boy….the awkward stand up for cancer deal. 

Edited by cabowabo

this sequence is creepy AF and a bit forced.

Need a crooked number as I’m not in the mood to white knuckle thru an Emo/Press ending here.

Nvm

Edited by Mo Horn

Tuve got fucked on Strike 2.

can't watch the pitch that was Strike 3.

 

Ump has been pretty bad IMHO, and a lot of it has benefitted Houston.

Automate that shit and quit fucking the players.

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:


Wut? Lol

Jumped the gun, but now it is valid

at least he got the black hole that is bregman up

Just now, runthebone said:

Good job getting the pitcher up this inning

Literally just came here to post that word for word. 

That was good for Bregman, he swing at a fastball down the middle.  Totally anemic, pussy shit, but I am pretty satisfied with that. 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Please, Bergman. This is your fucking chance.

Bergman! That's what he should be called until he gets his batting form back.

Raley always makes me nervous when he comes in

saving Odorizzi for tomorrow?

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