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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Automate that shit and quit fucking the players.

I am not on board with the first part because I don't think it will do for the second part what everyone expects. 

Let's just get rid of bad umpires first, reward the better ones, and then see how that affects strike zone calls.

Would have rather Maton or Javier start this inning

what is the deal with all of the drum majors?

Lotsa fucking whistles.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Would have rather Maton or Javier start this inning

Looks like Dusty heard you and is sending Maton in. I wonder who comes after Maton.

Don't let Bergman come to mound meetings until he gets his own shit conbobulated.

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Just now, slorch said:

Don't let Bergman come to mound meetings until he gets his own shit disconbobulated.

Bregman should go hit off a fucking tee while the rest of the team chats at the mound.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Looks like Dusty heard you and is sending Maton in. I wonder who comes after Maton.

The grounds crew for tomorrow's game...

or Pressly.

And this is when all the wasted chances tonight come back to fuck us

10 minutes ago, slorch said:

what is the deal with all of the drum majors?

Lotsa fucking whistles.

Thank god no vuvuzelas

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

And this is when all the wasted chances tonight come back to fuck us

Yep.

Ridiculous that they got to second and third on that. 

Gotta hit the cutoff man Yordan

Shit, he came off but he didn't keep the tag on

Fuck Altuve let him slide away from the glove

Throw it to the cutoff man Yordan. Hold the tag on him Altuve. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

son of a bitch. why can't we deliver with 2 outs?

I'd rather know why we can't do more with 9 base runners.

I just don't get going to Raley.  With Framber starting tomorrow, what are we saving Javier for?  The plan should have been to go to him for 2-3 innings tonight.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I just don't get going to Raley.  With Framber starting tomorrow, what are we saving Javier for?  The plan should have been to go to him for 2-3 innings tonight.

It's in case Framber has one of his less than 3 inning outings. 

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Throw it to the cutoff man Yordan. Hold the tag on him Altuve. 

There was no cutoff man .. Bregman was standing near the 3B bag.  Had he been in correct position, Bregman would have had a shot at getting Riley at 2B.

That was a stupid pitch, but it worked. 

breathe...e'ryone.

Got away with a lot of hanging sliders.  Let's fucking score some motherfucking runs.

Oh, thank you Zeus, Odin, Beelzebub, whomever.  Fuck yes.

Good job cleaning up the mess Maton.

So, now what?  Graveman for 1 then Pressly for 2?  Try to get an inning out of Odo or Yimi against the bottom 3 next inning?  I'd lean toward the latter.

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