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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Fuck. Belt high FB over the heart of the plate, Gurriel watches it.

Yordan has been so disappointing. at the plate and his throwing decisions. 

Sparky trying to get some mojo going by mentioning that the Astros don’t have a multi-run hit this series. 

For once it's a 1 run rally

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sparky trying to get some mojo going by mentioning that the Astros don’t have a multi-run hit this series. 

Until tucker’s bomb here 

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Ehhh. Nm based on that first pitch swing

I feel like you could throw a fucking cricket pitch as the first pitch to Tucker and get ahead 0-1.

”that reminds me of my old neighbors boyfriends mailman who used to wear green on Wednesday but sometimes changed it up and wore it on Sunday man what was I talking about"

..fox commentary

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Altzheimers

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Pray if you're into that kind of thing.

Bit head off rat and sacrificed goat.

Y'all keep talking about machete!

whoa

not even remotely close

Man, that's one of the PA's of the season by Machete right there!  Outfuckingstanding!

Machete is the king of walks in spots that make no sense!!!!

Machete's superpower!  Lulz at the little league show bunt take all the way on ball four.

Now tell Marwin to take 2 strikes also.

Wish we had saved Greinke for thiss spot.

Nm, Marwinnning!!!

haha f off aggy

This is why I kept banging the table about have you have three catchers so that you can hit for Maldonado in this kind of circumstance. And then Machete mind fucks him into a walk. 
Ha. 
Wow. 
Should be Diaz here. I get waiting for a later inning but- bless you bless you bless you Marwin!

 

MARWIN MOTHERFUCKING GONZALEZ, Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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