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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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I owe Marwin an apology.

But he still is aggravating AF.( last night)

 

Edited by slorch

70.8mph/26deg/235' and .890 xBA

I talked about it the other night, but that one was definitely the old man in slow pitch softball who dumps it between the IF and outfielder

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Finally got to that aggy

Yeah it was inevitable...  😋

And they didn't even boo or chant cheater at him!  Lulz, he probably benefited the most.

19 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Uh….we gonna need some runs bro. 

This was implied…

 

Edited by UTexasFight

Please throw him a first pitch belt high fastball

1 minute ago, WBT said:

And they didn't even boo or chant cheater at him!  Lulz, he probably benefited the most.

Well, they're booing every ball that's 4 inches off the plate.  They seem about as knowledgeable at Kansas State basketball fans.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

And they didn't even boo or chant cheater at him!  Lulz, he probably benefited the most.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind he was #1 and Jake from rake farm was #2. 


Should be Diaz here. I get waiting for a later inning but- bless you bless you bless you Marwin!
 


i figure they went to marwin because this is probably the only spot they can guarantee he will get to swing right handed
Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

 


i figure they went to marwin because this is probably the only spot they can guarantee he will get to swing right handed

 

yeah but he's better left handed

English:. X$

Texan: X$+"y'all"

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

MARWIN MOTHERFUCKING GONZALEZ, Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Well, they're booing every ball that's 4 inches off the plate.  They seem about as knowledgeable at Kansas State basketball fans.

Those guys bring the lulz. 

13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sparky trying to get some mojo going by mentioning that the Astros don’t have a multi-run hit this series. 

All hail Sparky.  

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

yeah but he's better left handed

You got that exactly backwards. 

All my fingernails are in the backyard.

 

LFG!

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

You got that exactly backwards. 

 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Uh, no he isn't.

 

6 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


he certainly is not

.714 vs .723 OPS for his career.  I was thinking of the glory days.  In 2017 he was .946 from the left and .795 from the right.

jose trying to play hero ball and screws the inning.  I think 12 runs required to win this game.  We'll see the smoke relievers now for ATL soon right? 

Thought a PH for Valdez earlier would have been the better decision. 

Also, run on this catcher EVERY SINGLE TIME.  He's trash. 

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Damnit Altuve. You get a meat pitch and you watch it.

This.

"he won't get another one like that meatball..."\

He didn't.

Shit.

Come on, Maton, gotta get Rosario and strand that runner.  Do it.

Derek Jeter....who needs Siri. 

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Also, run on this catcher EVERY SINGLE TIME.  He's trash. 

Yep, stealing 2nd will get you 3rd, Braves are a BOGO coupon.

nice soft landing to end the top half.

 

LFG!!!

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