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Calling for you to step up here, Yordan.

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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Attaboy, Maton.

Time for another crooked number.  I need to ease into these late innings.

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Sit down girly man. 

Easy there bud…..

No idea what we do for the 6th. Maton again I guess. Odo?  
Oresley throwing 35 last night doesn’t help. Score 5 here and let Odo take it to the house. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No idea what we do for the 6th. Maton again I guess. Odo?  
Oresley throwing 35 last night doesn’t help. Score 5 here and let Odo take it to the house. 

Let Odo channel his inner CFM.  

I say he looks constipated

my buddy says he looks like an accountant

 

constipated accountant works for me as long as he keeps getting outs.

 

 

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Come on Yordan. You need to show up tonight and the next two.

We might need to make a defensive substitution tonight. 

Don't know that 7 runs will win this. In fact, I doubt it. Really need a couple more next time we're up. 

I just want to thank Fox for somehow resisting showing while we were batting a 2-minute highlight reel of all the Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, and Dodgers we lost the past year.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Don't know that 7 runs will win this. In fact, I doubt it. Really need a couple more next time we're up. 

Just said the same thing to my son. We need 3-4 more for me to really feel comfortable. 

On 9/23/2021 at 1:07 AM, TonyTexas said:

Maton doesn’t have a playoff spot to take. 

 

On 9/23/2021 at 8:07 AM, Scraps said:

Last night was Maton's time to step up with Stanek being out and he fucking blew it.  He shouldn't pitch in a meaningful situation the rest of the year

In Click we trust

Maton playing with fire

 

can’t keep that frisbee in the strike zone now

and sitting on a 90 mph fastball is not hard…

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Gutsy pitching from Maton.

Send Pearl Necklace back to the dugout and let's get some more runs.

Damn. Strom laying the hammer down on what he expects should be done to pearl boy.

6 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Just said the same thing to my son. We need 3-4 more for me to really feel comfortable. 

Agreed. Need more. Braves aren’t going out easily.  Stros better not keep me up until midnight just to lose this. Come back to Htown!

Money Maton!  Damn he's been good in the playoffs.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Maton my man. Great inning.

2 IP from Maton is unbelievable.

Guess what Joe Buck that pearl necklace wearing boy band haircut wearing pussy is now 3-4 as a pinch hitter in the postseason 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Maton is cold blooded. 

Dude literally never shows any emotion 

I think strom basically said Joc is a fucking douche and if we let this pussy do anything y’all should be fucking ashamed. At least that’s how that mound conversation looked to me.

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Guess what Joe Buck that pearl necklace wearing boy band haircut wearing pussy is now 3-4 as a pinch hitter in the postseason 

Bregman has Legs, he knows how to use them.

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I think strom basically said Joc is a fucking douche and if we let this pussy do anything y’all should be fucking ashamed. At least that’s how that mound conversation looked to me.

I like it when coaches are honest with players.

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I think strom basically said Joc is a fucking douche and if we let this pussy do anything y’all should be fucking ashamed. At least that’s how that mound conversation looked to me.

I think he also said to knock those fucking pearls off.

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Dude literally never shows any emotion 

He always look to be on the verge of tears.  But if that’s your poker face, go with it son. 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

2 IP from Maton is unbelievable.

2021 playoffs. 11 gms  , 10.2 ip, 0.84 era, 0.94 whip. 

Did they just turn the organ up to 11?

Just now, Lat22 said:

Did they just turn the organ up to 11?

Wish I could turn my organ up to 11.

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