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What a way to make a living!

Hey organist, y u no play Dolly?

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Getting Yordan up this inning also gets Siri in an inning earlier.

Productive outs lead to runs. There needs to be some sort of recognition by IT.

Lmao. He swung and missed at 3 straight pitches in the same spot. That’s ass my dude.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

What a way to make a living!

Hey organist, y u no play Dolly?

Fucker. You stole my joke. 

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

How are y’all still listening to the Fox broadcast??

I started on them tonight and was scared to go back to radio. I’ve “suffered” through nine runs so far. 

Man, this is exactly what we needed.  Everybody in the lineup's gotten going now except Yordan.  We need to go back to Houston expecting to score a bunch more runs, and have them afraid of it, too.

Y no Jeter in top 3 SS RBIs?

I'm not sure I agree with Smoltz here.  With a day off tomorrow I don't think I would have run Smyly back out for a 2nd inning.

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I started on them tonight and was scared to go back to radio. I’ve “suffered” through nine runs so far. 

Not as bad as the ALCS but still shit. That series may have been the worst called series I have ever heard and I did turn it off.

Not as bad as the ALCS but still shit. That series may have been the worst called series I have ever heard and I did turn it off.
I'll never listen to another national broadcast Astro game ever again.
Just now, cabowabo said:
2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:
Not as bad as the ALCS but still shit. That series may have been the worst called series I have ever heard and I did turn it off.

I'll never listen to another national broadcast Astro game ever again.

Part of the reason is that Ford and Sparky are so good.  

I almost hope this game ends up 9-8, just so Buck can get even more overwrought concerning the Altuve call. 

That high middle pitch is a fucking strike when Houston is batting.

 

Just sayin...

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I almost hope this game ends up 9-8, just so Buck can get even more overwrought concerning the Altuve call. 

You have strange priorities 

Man really need Graveman to have an efficient inning.

 

Holy shit, he missed the 1st 2 pitches and calls the worst pitch of the 3 a strike.

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

I almost hope this game ends up 9-8, just so Buck can get even more overwrought concerning the Altuve call. 

Funny, I hope it ends up 16-5.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

You have strange priorities 

Ha. A win is a win. At this point in the series, I'm no longer picky about their form. 

What is ford talking about?

electing not to double switch with graveman?

he did. Siri is in CF.

Yordan out. Graveman is in his spot 

6 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Gotdam I irrationally hate that hotdogging motherfucker Rosario.

The way he shaves, it looks like he has a set of nuts on his face.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Funny, I hope it ends up 16-5.

I'm also comfortable with those numbers. Anything that gets it to 3-2. 

"Brian Snitker would have made so many different decisions, had he known the Braves were going to get fucking drilled after the 1st Inning."

 

Yeah, no shit, motherfuckers.

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See, he has a nice smooth landing spot for someone's nuts.

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Did Rosario mouth off to Machete as he headed to the bump?

LOLz.  Just go ahead and start shit with Martin, dumbass...

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Siri even pimps routine fly balls, Jeebus.
Something about him makes me real uncomfortable.

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