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Just now, cabowabo said:
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:
Siri even pimps routine fly balls, Jeebus.

Something about him makes me real uncomfortable.

You’re the guy that mentioned blomez, I believe

i hate you for that… because I fear there is some truth in that

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Siri even pimps routine fly balls, Jeebus.

Ballchin deserved it.

Siri=/= Blowmez.  Siri is bought in on TEAM.

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

You’re the guy that mentioned blomez, I believe

i hate you for that… because I fear there is some truth in that

Yeah, I keep hearing that comparison.  I'm hoping for Juan Soto, but Carlos Gomez might be more apt.

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

That bell makes me crave Taco Bell 

Speaking of, why doesn't young AOC take beach boy there after the gong?  He'd pay for it, too.

Commercial makes no sense.  

Buck disgusted on strike 2.

 

LOLz.  can we haz another?

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Speaking of, why doesn't young AOC take beach boy there after the gong?  He'd pay for it, too.

Commercial makes no sense.  

That’s not the taco he wants.

sit down. Bois.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Speaking of, why doesn't young AOC take beach boy there after the gong?  He'd pay for it, too.

Commercial makes no sense.  

People willingly eat Tsco Bell.

How does that make sense

Aside from that first inning, which was caused in part by some shaky offense, this pitching staff has been fucking nails.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

So we're really going homophobic in here?

I don’t care where he puts his dick but if you walk around with that bullshit around your shoulder you deserve to get shit on.

I'm pleasantly surprised by that inning of work from Graveman. And by pleasantly surprised I mean stunned. 

More insurance

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I'm pleasantly surprised by that inning of work from Graveman. And by pleasantly surprised I mean stunned. 

He’s pitched 10 innings in the playoffs and has a sub 2 era. He’s been fine. 

Recognize that he's an experienced MLB overran and a good player and considered to be a good guy, but D'arnope's old man beard makes him look like your pussywhipped nextdoor neighbor. 

Did y'all miss the part where Emo has a 1.86 ERA for the playoffs?

2 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Recognize that he's an experienced MLB overran and a good player and considered to be a good guy, but D'arnope's old man beard makes him look like your pussywhipped nextdoor neighbor. 

I wonder if he drinks beer alone in his garage.

Guess we didn't double switch.  That's screwing up the coin flip bad.

Plus now we don't get to see Siri pimp a HR

Why in the world didn’t they slot graveman/pitcher’s slot in for alvarez and out Siri in the 9th spot

 

mlb app thought they did earlier. It had it flipped with Siri batting here…but since corrected

 

i guess Dusty wants the stat of final pitcher to bat 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

He’s pitched 10 innings in the playoffs and has a sub 2 era. He’s been fine. 

He's been really effective. But watching him on the mound, I always get this feeling a wheel is one lug nut from falling off. Was expecting this to be the night it did. 

Kendall Graveman is going to answer to the trivia question.

 

Shit that got hairy, Graveman running the bases would be worse than Graveman swinging.

Edited by HtownHorn

Graveman should have shown bunt 3-2

the answer to your bar trivia questions in 20 years are kendall graveman and zach greinke

Meh, I still hope this DH thing falls through

This is where burning Pressly last night has the potential to cost the Astros.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Meh, I still hope this DH thing falls through

No chance

its a guaranteed 15 additional jobs for the MLBPA.

1 minute ago, beer said:

Walk the pitcher!

Wouldn’t have been the craziest thing for ATL to do.  Would force a decision to pinch run or make Graveman run the bases a little before pitching. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Meh, I still hope this DH thing falls through

No, who wants to see a pitcher hit?

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Happy November baseball.

 

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I love playing in November

I was about to light you guys up, but Atlanta. 

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Wouldn’t have been the craziest thing for ATL to do.  Would force a decision to pinch run or make Graveman run the bases a little before pitching. 

Graveman would have stolen 2nd on d’arnaud’s noodle 

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

No, who wants to see a pitcher hit?

I know, baseball is so fucking boring, right?

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